Horrible Bosses

00:00:33 NICK: I get to work before the sun comes up and I leave long after it's gone down.

00:04:04 Ah, I love this. So festive.

00:07:34 Life is a marathon, and you cannot win a marathon...

00:11:19 It's funny how he gets all over my ass if I'm a minute late, but then he makes us wait 15.

00:15:41 - Can't wait to hear them. - First things first.

00:19:40 [GROANS]

00:23:06 I'm done with this conversation. You're paying for dinner because you've upset me.

00:26:59 She's gone fucking batshit crazy. She took a bunch of photographs of me...

00:30:44 ...I need to know if there are any hidden recording devices in the room.

00:34:12 WOMAN: Hey, baby. NICK: Oh, boy.

00:37:42 It's no negotiations. Thirty large or nothing.

00:42:53 Hey. I'm outside. You ready to do a little recon?

00:47:09 I really don't wanna touch it. I don't have sleeve-gloves.

00:51:17 - Something much more subtle. - That's too many.

00:55:12 What are you pointing at? What's going on? What's here?

00:58:35 Make up your fucking mind. It's like...

01:04:39 I don't know. He's walking right up to the front door.

01:08:27 That's this car. Tell me how I can help.

01:12:34 - He's covered us this far, right? Five grand? - Five thousand. Forty, with the briefcase.

01:16:27 You're the young man who helped Dave out on the street the other night.

01:20:04 - Back it up, back it up. DALE: Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

01:23:33 GREGORY: Remain with your vehicle. The police will be arriving shortly.

01:27:01 ...if I really wanted to, but I'm not gonna.

01:30:31 Say hi to my cameraman. He's filmed a lot of Hollywood hits.