Homo Erectus
2007 · 98 MIN · IMDB 3.5 · 1,960 VOTES · DIR. Adam Rifkin
Overview
Ishbo is a caveman living in the prehistoric age who thinks there's more to life than hunting and gathering. He tries to better the lives of those in his tribe by inventing things like spoons and the toothbrush, which leave everyone, including his parents, unimpressed. He also has a thing for cavewoman Fardart, but she only has eyes for his brother Thudnik. Can Ishbo prove his worth when a rival clan attacks?
Dialogue Timeline — 853 lines
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00:02:03 God damn it, Zog.
00:04:00 Doesn't that bother you dad's was dragging other women into the cage.
00:06:04 Or not.
00:10:35 you're moving so Goddamn fast I can't keep up.
00:13:09 Of course, my brother is a profound idiot.
00:16:05 but I know I can love you with the power of the ten mastodonts.
00:19:00 They know all the best clubs.
00:22:35 So your mind will forget it. - Yeah, get laid.
00:26:10 Nice.
00:28:39 Right. - OK, well, goodbye forever.
00:31:21 You totally insane. You do realize this.
00:34:31 fermented berries, mashed grub worms, and urine.
00:39:27 What the hell is this now?
00:43:04 Now it was official. Thudnik and Fardart were married.
00:46:03 Where am I? - Shut up, Binadraks spy.
00:49:42 That's why I wanna tickle you
00:52:45 Suck in those guts. stick out those chest.
00:55:07 Sir, yes, sir. Sir, yes, sir.
01:01:27 Ishbo. You always were an idiot.
01:04:17 Love was more powerful than a charging wolly mammoth, a ruthless assassin spy
01:07:46 Under one condition: You impregnate every woman in this tribe.
01:12:29 I'm sorry, I called you an idiot.
01:15:16 I intend to do what ever is necessary to gurantee my place the evolutionary chain.
01:19:23 I'm not dead yet, you motherfucker and asshole, cocksucker...
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed853
Dialogue density8.7 lines / min
First line00:02:03
Final line01:19:23
Production Record
DirectorAdam Rifkin
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$99,678
IMDb votes1,960