Home Movies — S01E12 — Law and Boarder
2001 · 23 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · DIR. Loren Bouchard
Overview
Brendon gets hit by a car while riding down the wrong side of the road on his bicycle and ends up with Coach McGuirk representing him in court. Meanwhile, an old 'friend' of Paula's from college pays an unexpected visit.
Dialogue Timeline — 630 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:01 BRENDON, THE POLICEMAN SAID THAT YOU WERE RIDING
00:01:47 HI, HI, YOU.
00:02:35 TO SPEAK IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS SO WE'D FOOL GUYS AT BARS?
00:03:44 LET'S GET THIS THING, UH, MOVING.
00:04:35 AND, BRENDON, YOU WOULD SAY,
00:05:21 : HE'S FANTASTIC. FANTASTIC GUY.
00:06:16 AND YOU SHOULD JUST HAVE... YOU SHOULD GO.
00:07:07 WHO'S WRITING THIS DOWN?
00:08:02 : HEY, MISSY.
00:09:14 Stephanie: OW, OH, I'M SLEEPY.
00:10:07 YEAH, I'VE GOT A SUMMONS HERE
00:11:10 FOR ALMOST GETTING KILLED.
00:12:00 IS THAT A FACT?
00:12:43 LOOK, RICHARD, WE HAVE BEEN GOING OVER THIS
00:13:24 I'VE GOT MY SHOES ON THE COUCH—- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
00:14:21 YOU CAUSED AN ACCIDENT.
00:15:12 NOW, WAIT.
00:16:09 YES, YES.
00:17:12 THEN YOU BREAK ALL MY PLATES?
00:17:47 : OW, HEY, OW——NOT AS HARD.
00:18:33 I ONLY HAD MY FLESH ENCASEMENT OF FLESH.
00:19:56 BRENDON.
00:20:53 I AM.
00:21:59 McGUIRK: OH, NO, NO! NO! SAMMY!
Cast & Characters
Brendon Small
Brendon Small (voice)
H. Jon Benjamin
Coach John McGuirk / Jason Penopolis (voice)
Melissa Bardin Galsky
Melissa Robbins (voice)
Janine Ditullio
Paula Small (voice)
Loren Bouchard
Josie Small (voice)
Ron Lynch
Ronald Lynch (voice)
Mitch Hedberg
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed630
Dialogue density27.4 lines / min
First line00:01:01
Final line00:21:59
Production Record
DirectorLoren Bouchard
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Home Movies, season 1, episode 12: Law and Boarder.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2274/season/1/episode/12
Rating source
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