Holy Flying Circus

00:00:02 This programme contains adult humour and very strong language.

00:05:18 Oh, I love that.

00:09:07 A chat show? Wrong!

00:12:57 We get Harold Wilson.

00:15:53 Bastard.

00:19:16 You're constantly doing nice things. I really don't think that's true.

00:22:42 I want a water jug moment. I'm creating water jug television.

00:26:48 Big...hairy...nana...arse.

00:30:41 They show it with the BBFC certificate or they don't get to show it at all.

00:34:09 On the show? I don't think that's a good idea.

00:37:10 Yes

00:40:43 Are you willy waving at Jesus?

00:44:05 Is this about them, or about you and your mum? Oh, please, John.

00:48:02 You know there are comedy people who are Christian. Really?

00:51:13 In a way, it's a good thing.

00:54:28 Yes, that's helpful, John, thanks.

00:57:56 I can't think straight any more.

01:03:45 Sorry, miles away. Wondering what to have for dinner.

01:06:52 Break a leg, as they say.

01:10:08 A-A-A-men. HYMEN!

01:13:33 Great stuff. Malcolm's even better than the bishop.

01:17:20 You have succeeded in reducing something

01:20:54 That's the problem with sketch shows - very hit and miss.

01:25:09 Really? Absolutely. You absolutely won.