Hollywood Sex Wars
2011 · 98 MIN · IMDB 3.2 · 4,597 VOTES · DIR. Paul Sapiano
Overview
Max, Aaron and Glen have a track record littered with strike-outs and misfit hook-ups. The boys embark on a mission to up their hot babe batting average. They meet Hollywood Casanova Johnny Eyelash who teaches these boys the game of scoring A-list arm candy. But there is one problem, the girls are organized, cunning and have an agenda of their own. Its not long before the girls, led by Big Wendy and Little Wendy pick up on Johnny's tactics and Hollywood becomes one big booby trap.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,288 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:16 ( match lights )
00:05:16 ( grunts )
00:09:55 WHAT THE FUCK'S UP WITH YOU HAIR TODAY?
00:13:38 YOUR AVERAGE HOLLYWOOD BABE.
00:16:59 DUDE, YOU ARE LIKE THE KING.
00:20:35 THEY WOULD SIT AROUND OGLING US ALL DAY LONG IF THEY COULD.
00:24:06 I KNOW, DEAR, BUT THEY'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
00:28:33 IT'S GREAT FOR WASTING WEED.
00:32:21 BUT HE WAS OLD, AND HE WAS JEWISH.
00:36:16 WHAT SIZE WOULD I GET?
00:40:52 WHY DON'T I HELP YOU OUT WITH THAT?
00:45:55 YEAH, YOU BETTER BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO GET OUT OF HERE, OKAY?
00:49:32 NO. WHY NOT?
00:54:43 THAT WE'RE GOING TO THIS PARTY JUST AS FRIENDS.
00:59:13 JESUS, FUCKFACE.
01:03:34 YVONNE WILL BE GETTING HER ENHANCEMENTS THIS WEEK, THUS ELIGIBLE FOR MEMBERSHIP.
01:07:05 THE LAST THREE MONTHS?
01:11:17 THANK YOU SO MUCH.
01:14:56 ALL RIGHT, SO, YEAH, YOU KNOW, WE'LL MEET UP
01:18:29 WHY?
01:22:32 ? WITH THE BOOTY THAT THEY WANT ?
01:26:20 Johnny: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVER LIVED IN NEW YORK
01:29:55 SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE THINKING.
01:33:43 ( blows whistle ) EVERYBODY, OUT!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed2,288
Dialogue density23.3 lines / min
First line00:00:16
Final line01:33:43
Production Record
DirectorPaul Sapiano
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes4,597