Hogfather
2007 · 185 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 11,421 VOTES · DIR. Vadim Jean
Overview
It's the night before Hogswatch, usually a time of joy on Discworld, but there are suspicious going-on and the criminal underworld is abuzz. The beloved Hogfather - the jolly bearer of glee and pork-related gifts for children everywhere - has vanished. Suddenly, Discworld's entire mythical system is under threat. The fate of this magical time rests in the hands of a very motley group: A band of wizards headed up by a mystical university president named Mustrum Ridcully (Joss Ackland), a loyal manservant called Albert (David Jason), a level-headed governess called Susan Sto Heilt (Michelle Dockery), and her grandfather, who happens to be - Death (Marnix van den Broeke).
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00:00:06 Everything starts somewhere...
00:03:42 Well, if you don't believe in the Hogfather
00:08:09 by sunrise tomorrow. This is essential.
00:12:38 and make bashing noises while the child listens
00:16:14 Oh, well, er, thank you, Susan.
00:20:15 And he's got a funny eye.
00:23:22 What is this?
00:27:25 Ask the Chair of Indefinite Studies.
00:30:31 And then you just drive forward.
00:35:00 Great job
00:40:31 It gives me the creeps just thinking about it.
00:48:38 No, no, no!
00:51:39 I can't say it's ever really been mine.
00:54:51 there's not going to be enough room for him.
00:58:15 Ho, ho, ho.
01:01:10 Oh.
01:07:27 is a public appearance.
01:11:51 You ain't supposed to be able to see me.
01:14:57 It's a sword. They're not meant to be safe.
01:17:38 Oh yes, well, I mean, nobody's ever seen a Verruca Gnome until tonight.
01:20:45 I thought, the Hogfather spends two weeks sitting in a wooden grotto
01:23:55 you know, when we were piling up the... the things.
01:28:15 Is that a trick question?
01:34:44 Happy Hogswatch, everybody!