Hogfather
2007 · 185 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 11,421 VOTES · DIR. Vadim Jean
Overview
It's the night before Hogswatch, usually a time of joy on Discworld, but there are suspicious going-on and the criminal underworld is abuzz. The beloved Hogfather - the jolly bearer of glee and pork-related gifts for children everywhere - has vanished. Suddenly, Discworld's entire mythical system is under threat. The fate of this magical time rests in the hands of a very motley group: A band of wizards headed up by a mystical university president named Mustrum Ridcully (Joss Ackland), a loyal manservant called Albert (David Jason), a level-headed governess called Susan Sto Heilt (Michelle Dockery), and her grandfather, who happens to be - Death (Marnix van den Broeke).
Dialogue Timeline — 1,878 lines
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00:00:06 Everything starts somewhere...
00:03:40 Yes.
00:08:00 We need to know where, when, and, of course, who.
00:12:26 Yes.
00:15:57 Very p-sychological. Clever idea, that, bending the poker.
00:19:49 - Let's go. - Sit down, will you?
00:22:52 That wasn't as much fun as the one last month
00:26:37 Where the students of magic are still hard at work
00:29:41 You mean that thing with the brass plate saying "improved manicure device"?
00:32:58 So... I'm dead, then.
00:39:15 "Do not under any circumstances open this door"?
00:47:22 This is... a most peculiar Hogswatch.
00:50:17 You're still alive.
00:53:43 I mean, it's a time when humans are really human
00:57:06 She says she is five years old.
00:59:52 There are a lot of doors. I hope this is the one.
01:05:55 Soul Cake Duck.
01:09:49 I don't mind the smell of the oranges and the damp trousers
01:12:53 I think they're supposed to say thank you.
01:16:13 So, Mr Stibbons
01:18:54 So there has to be blood to make the sun come up?
01:21:29 You think... that might look a bit... bad?
01:24:46 It's a genuine Burleigh & Stronginthearm
01:29:08 But Banjo's my friend now.