Hit and Rum
1935 · 18 MIN · IMDB 7.3 · 8 VOTES · DIR. Ben Holmes
Overview
Lew Kelly is a walking cuckoo-clock who thinks he is a judge. Leon and Eddie are two drunks who think they are drivers. They crash together, and Lew gets trapped in the middle. Leon and Eddie finally come to terms and leave Lew amidst the wreckage. The next day, Leon answers a court summons, only to find that Lew is the presiding judge, after sneaking in and taking over the job as the regular judge is absent.
Dialogue Timeline — 934 lines
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00:00:46 Movie Fan News presents:
00:02:56 He hurdles the Grand Canyon.
00:05:39 You have to swear you will not tell anyone!
00:14:36 I'll take that as a no, then.
00:16:22 Good afternoon.
00:18:45 You don't seem like a public menace to me.
00:25:47 This makes it turn right and that way is left.
00:29:33 It's just gonna be like a billion passes to get back to my house.
00:33:35 we're not getting to the falls.
00:37:05 so I'm a friend to all of nature.
00:39:20 Hey, get down from there! You're not allowed up there!
00:41:37 It is because my master is smart.
00:43:25 Perhaps you desire to challenge the right that
00:45:14 If you two don't clear out of here by the time I count to three...
00:47:52 - Phyllis isn't my mom. - Oh!
00:51:05 Kevin?
00:54:34 I will not bite you.
00:56:34 So, how are things States side?
00:58:45 She likes chocolate.
01:03:39 Stay down.
01:06:23 That's it! Go, Kevin! Go find your babies!
01:16:08 Master.
01:19:05 Calm down! One at the time!
01:25:16 Don't jerk around so much, kid.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed934
Dialogue density51.9 lines / min
First line00:00:46
Final line01:25:16
Production Record
DirectorBen Holmes
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes8