History of the World: Part II — S01E02 — II

00:00:02 - - MEL: It's June 6th, 1944.

00:01:13 - - Oh god!

00:02:41 MEL: History of the World, Part II!

00:04:08 You sitting there like, "this motherfucka again?"

00:05:05 what are they doing here at this hour?

00:06:17 I mean, I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna do it.

00:07:50 Shirley Chisholm,

00:09:22 You know what? Maybe I will.

00:10:58 Good call on losing the uniforms, sir.

00:12:13 Sir? Please? Hello!

00:13:21 - how much we love... cotton. - Yes.

00:14:40 I thought if a person said they've never did the thing,

00:15:49 - Deadheads! - For-profit universities.

00:17:01 You may rise.

00:18:12 - - Oh man, I heard all about that guy.

00:19:19 - I wanna hear his guts popping! - POLO: I'll do anything! No, no, no!

00:20:50 is because I feel like I'm not getting anything done in Congress.

00:22:08 you would've talked to me about this.

00:23:29 Peter made us pay for this one-man show.

00:24:33 PETER: Oh please, let him sin.

00:25:31 - peeing on the weight. - Yeah.

00:26:35 - I know you hear me. -

00:27:43 and you're worried about a little pee-pee on his feet?

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