History of the World: Part II — S01E01 — I
2023 · 29 MIN · IMDB 6.4 · 560 VOTES · DIR. Alice Mathias, David Stassen, Nick Kroll, Lance Bangs
Overview
General Grant heads out in search of a drink; after the Russian Tsar is executed, Shmuck Mudman and his family head to Moscow; Shakespeare's Writers Room; Invention of Fire; The REAL Kama Sutra.
Dialogue Timeline — 575 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 MEL BROOKS: Hello, I'm American treasure, Mel Brooks.
00:01:09 The master race isn't lookin' so masterful.
00:02:00 - TRISH: Look at how hysterical he is. See? - COMMENTATOR 2: Wow.
00:02:49 Let's hope he falls down
00:04:06 I'm a drummer.
00:05:05 It's not the war.
00:06:02 that I need to talk to you about.
00:06:42 It is an honor, sir.
00:07:35 God dammit.
00:08:36 MEL: The Kama Sutra.
00:09:31 while fucking on a cold tiled counter.
00:10:22 - MALE PUBLISHER: Here we go. - Egg drop soup. No muss, no fuss,
00:11:07 I make art to get people off and fill their bellies
00:12:16 Joshy, my sweet son,
00:13:17 FANNY: Look.
00:14:34 We wrapped his scrotum in garlic bulbs,
00:15:47 - - Ah, the White Army.
00:18:40 And then I don't eat till,
00:19:31 Just throw some ideas around.
00:20:38 - This motherfucker. - Anything else?
00:21:41 I said an idea, then you repeated it
00:23:04 Oh, oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:25:23 Joshy, you're so smart.
00:27:32 Captioned by Point.360
Cast & Characters
Wanda Sykes
Various Characters
Nick Kroll
Various Characters
Ike Barinholtz
Various Characters
Mel Brooks
Narrator (voice)
Pamela Adlon
Fanny Mudman
Dove Cameron
Anastasia Romanov
Danny DeVito
Czar Nicholas
Josh Gad
Shakespeare
Johnny Knoxville
Rasputin
Preston Lacy
Jackrasp Russian
Charles Melton
Josh
Kumail Nanjiani
Vatsyayana
Brock O'Hurn
Mel Brooks body double
Pam Oliver
Pam Oliver
Ana Ortiz
Alexandra Romanov
Chris Pontius
Jackrasp Russian
Nick Robinson
Robert Todd Lincoln
Will Sasso
Fred
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña
Jackrasp Russian
Sarayu Blue
Publisher
Guy Branum
Serf Board Vendor
Chad Carter
Parvesh Cheena
Publisher
Lance Crouther
Shakespeare Writer
Santi Garcia
Lisa Gilroy
Romanov Daughter / Eva Braun
Will Hines
Lauren Lapkus
Yorick
Dotan Leyv
Property Brother Karamazov
Kevin Linehan
Ayden Mayeri
Cavewoman
Natalie Morales
Cavewoman
Aidan Ryder
Property Brother Karamazov
Paul Scheer
Bot Seed Vendor
Andrew Secunda
Joseph Goebbels
Chris Silzer
Drew Tarver
Adolf Hitler
Timothy Simons
Abraham Lincoln
Mitra Jouhari
Cavewoman
Seth Morris
Shakespeare Writer
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed575
Dialogue density19.8 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:27:32
Production Record
DirectorAlice Mathias, David Stassen, Nick Kroll, Lance Bangs
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes560
Factoids
Episode
History of the World: Part II, season 1, episode 1: I.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/202213/season/1/episode/1
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