Her Minor Thing
2005 · 91 MIN · IMDB 5.1 · 1,833 VOTES · DIR. Charles Matthau
Overview
Jeana does IT for the Sacramento Fire Department. She and Tom, a self-confident local TV news reporter, are about to go on a cruise to Rio when he lets slip on TV that she is a virgin. It's a slow news week, so this becomes a story: the media pursue Jeana, she breaks up with Tom and wants the tickets or her cruise money back, and Tom can't believe she's serious. Her path crosses that of Paul, a photographer recently arrived from Texas who's also Tom's cameraman; he's had six serious relationships that have ended with his heart broken. A triangle of sorts develops. Will Jeana end up with either man? Will she end up on the cruise? And what about that minor thing?
Dialogue Timeline — 1,505 lines
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00:00:18 [M umbo Gumbo sings Love Makes Me Stupid]
00:04:43 (Tom) Listen... I need a word.
00:08:20 Not like this.
00:11:31 I'd be with a guy and we'd be headed that way, and... stuff would happen.
00:15:03 My favorite.
00:18:37 Oh, Jeana, hello. You did... you didn't know? She didn't know.
00:22:00 But I'd suggest legal action and have the perfect lawyer for this.
00:25:26 [Bobby Oaldwell sings The Girl I Dream About]
00:29:17 Yo might try Finland.
00:32:44 (Wendy) They're all monsters, you know!
00:35:57 Wait. How can your grandmother be a virgin?
00:39:21 Hold it.
00:42:57 - Thank you. - Thanks a lot.
00:46:26 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:49:51 It's hard enough being single and scared and alone.
00:53:11 You don't date.
00:57:12 I'm running late.
01:01:34 - Yeah. - Okay.
01:06:30 And you didn't tell me!
01:09:22 [Picks up phone, dials]
01:13:30 [Groans]
01:17:44 So we're not going to the airport?
01:21:04 Wh... why didn't you just say so?
01:26:11 # Than a million things #