Heather McDonald: I Don't Mean to Brag

2014 · 59 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 157 VOTES · DIR. Shannon Hartman

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Overview

Writer and performer Heather McDonald doesn't hold back in her first ever solo comedy special, which showcases her hilarious storytelling talents. With wit, smarts and a definite edge, she recounts the many ways she attempts to balance fame and family.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,479 lines

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00:00:00 Well I'm sorry I don't know why my son would have done that.
00:02:26 And I was like, "okay.
00:04:35 You just gotta roll with it to make the life
00:06:54 And we have three kids, and I guess we're done.
00:09:10 So...
00:11:25 and he just really took to it."
00:13:54 They're tall, they don't have earaches
00:16:06 So, uh...
00:18:13 Sunlight streaming in, he's got a thing of water
00:20:32 You have to fall asleep before him!
00:23:07 and fish out the hotwheels car.
00:25:32 No, Justin and I, we're raising our own chickens
00:28:00 and my husband and I kept going, "can we help you?
00:30:22 No, I don't. I hope you lose. I really do."
00:32:33 "you know what...
00:34:51 ...someone had bumped their cart into my son by accident
00:37:23 in this sleepy midwestern town...
00:40:00 ...that I could get form that.
00:42:16 But he said, "no." You know why?
00:44:53 We're getting out the futons, and I light the tiki torches
00:47:07 then get a job on entertainment tonight.
00:49:16 Anybody? Ladies? It's like a little soft vagina.
00:51:24 over the whole thing.
00:53:41 You wanna see it?!

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,479
Dialogue density25.1 lines / min
First line00:00:00
Final line00:53:41

Production Record

DirectorShannon Hartman
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes157