Hayride

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00:07:05 GOOD ON MY PROMISE TO COME VISIT FOR THE HOLIDAYS. >> HOLIDAY?

00:09:01 SIMPLER IS SCARIER. PEOPLE DON'T COME TO THESE THINGS TO LEARN SOME LESSON IN

00:11:48 UP AND DOWN THIS...ROAD TO NOWHERE YOU GOT HERE? >> YOU DON'T THINK HE'LL JUST

00:14:24 >> OW! OH, SHIT. >> HEY, THERE, CAPTAIN MORGAN.

00:16:11 >> THAT ONE'S BEAUTIFUL. THAT ONE'S DUMB. THEY'RE BOTH PRETTY, AND THEY'RE

00:17:54 LIGHTS OUT HERE AT THE OLD HAY BARN FOR CAPTAIN MORGAN. WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON?

00:21:10 >> ABSOLUTELY. >> THAT JUST SHOULDN'T BE TRUE, SHOULD IT?

00:23:00 ALIVE AND KICKING. >> WHO CAME UP WITH PITCHFORK, ANYWAY?

00:24:58 AND IT'S SO TRAUMATIC THAT... IT BECOMES A LEGEND. ESPECIALLY IN A SMALL TOWN LIKE

00:30:49 WIFE LET HIS ONLY DAUGHTER RUN AWAY DROVE HIM OVER THE EDGE... AND SHE BECAME HIS FIRST --

00:35:56 >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME SLEEP IN MY ROOM? >> I RESPECT YOUR UNCLE'S

00:40:14 SAN DIEGO ONCE. THAT WAS REALLY NICE. >> I BET.

00:43:05 I'M HALF DONE ALREADY. [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> ♪ FALLING DOWN TO THE

00:46:37 >> YOU GOING TO CLASS? >> [ CHUCKLES ] MOST DAYS. >> YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH

00:48:21 >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> NO, NO, NO. NO, LOOK.

00:52:53 THEY WERE NEAR HARLOW, RIGHT? >> YEAH. >> THIS IS RIGHT OUTSIDE OF OUR

00:54:47 US, ALL RIGHT? SO, REMEMBER -- EVERYONE HAS A GOOD TIME, NO ONE GETS HURT.

00:59:22 The second group is on foot and headed toward the haunted house. [ FOOTSTEPS RUSTLING ]

01:04:45 WE GOT TO DO THIS. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO IMPROVISE. UH...

01:07:31 THAN ME, DUMBASS. >> NO, I MEAN, LIKE THE GIRL YOU.

01:10:30 SOMEONE STOLE THE MASK LAST YEAR. >> UH, COINCIDENTALLY, SOMEONE

01:21:25 STEVEN, RUN!

01:30:13 >> THERE'S A LEGEND AROUND HERE THAT A FARMER KILLED HIS FAMILY.