Harvie Krumpet

00:00:22 “Some are born great Some achieve greatness Some have greatness thrust upon them...”

00:01:31 The other villagers stayed well clear.

00:02:12 A brain disorder that meant he couldn't control his impulses.

00:02:49 although she was a illiterate, she knew about FACTS...

00:03:25 ...slowly fizzling into insanity.

00:04:17 ... and nude.

00:05:04 to "Harvie Krumpet"

00:05:44 It was so different to the Spottswood dump!

00:06:38 But he was always discovering more facts.

00:07:24 Maybe he was like a cat and had nine lives.

00:08:17 Fakt 142: A cigarette is a substitute for your mothers nipple.

00:09:05 "Seize the day, Harvie! Seize the day!"

00:09:59 Despite his enlightenment, physical problems still plagued him.

00:10:53 Brian had a parasitic disease, which made his feathers drop out.

00:11:44 So little limbless Ruby

00:12:24 Everybody was... ‘unique’.

00:13:16 ... championing the rights of the disabled.

00:14:07 It wasn’t long before they took him away ...

00:14:51 and had recently burnt his ear, trying to answer the iron.

00:15:48 Fakt 914: alcohol can cause drunkeness and nudity.

00:16:43 Time drizzled on while everyone sat around and waited to die.

00:17:29 "God is better than football"

00:18:23 But life had one more challenge for Harvie.

00:19:15 He took off his clothes and went and sat in the morning sun.