Harvie Krumpet

00:00:22 “Some are born great Some achieve greatness Some have greatness thrust upon them...”

00:01:31 The other villagers stayed well clear.

00:02:12 A brain disorder that meant he couldn't control his impulses.

00:02:49 although she was a illiterate, she knew about FACTS...

00:03:25 ...slowly fizzling into insanity.

00:04:19 Fakt 116: Certain frogs can come back to life when thawed. Humans do not.

00:05:08 He got a job!

00:05:51 At work, he tried to make friends...

00:06:42 Rubber bands last longer if refrigerated.

00:07:27 He thought he had about four left.

00:08:35 His steel plate had become magnetised from the lightning strike ...

00:09:17 These simple profound words struck a chord.

00:10:09 But this was when he met Nurse Valerie Burstall!

00:11:04 For some reason, the pets resented Harvie.

00:11:50 ... became a family.

00:12:34 For every new fact she remembered, he would stick a gold star to her wall.

00:13:30 Valerie’s brain clotted ...

00:14:24 So began the last phase of Harvie’s life...

00:15:14 But Hamish always had his revenge ...

00:16:09 Escaping Alzheimer's patients were a particular problem at Pleasant Paddocks.

00:17:02 "God is better than beer"

00:17:44 After these magical episodes, Harvie would get extremely depressed...

00:18:43 They sat and spoke... long into the night.

80:04:04 can’t remember their pin number.