Harry Hill - Birdstrike!

00:00:29 And ladies and gentlemen

00:02:57 I don't know where the flannels are going. I don't know where the flannels are going, well...

00:05:13 Particularly after sex, I find.

00:07:35 Oh, Mummy!

00:09:44 Now - mm - uh - see, Hitler, he was a bad man - hm?

00:11:57 he exploits them, doesn't he? He uses the backs of the donkeys for rides

00:14:07 Not ideal, but the upside is she's able to steal shoes from outside Dolcis.

00:15:53 They're very optimistic people, ice cream men, aren't they? Ice cream men.

00:18:28 (two rimshots)

00:20:53 under that helmet, but we trust them, don't we?  We're testing them.

00:23:26 So she's nip upstairs.  She'd put on a big black curly wig, a big black curly mustache

00:25:27 "Twice" (two rimshots)

00:27:33 of the cruel shredded wheat trade.  Hm?  The little tiny orphans, look.

00:30:04 M.C. Hammer, we've got up the back there.  You see, he's, he's streets ahead!

00:33:59 Uh, my nan, she was, she died tragically.

00:36:31 Auntie!  She's perfect, isn't she?  She's the perfect woman.

00:39:01 And now ladies and gentlemen, oh!  Uh, and now, ladies and gentlemen

00:42:04 He, uh, he uh, he arranged for a blind date.

00:46:10 Have you though of one?  Did you think of one, Barry?

00:48:40 Sam?  Short for ...?  Samanatha.  Short for ...?

00:51:03 The carpet tiles are coming up as you're pulling the tape up.

00:53:36 There we are.  Uh ... what?

00:56:00 --Well, I have many ages and many lives.

00:58:39 Butterfly in blue jeans.  Hamster in a chiffon top.