Harry Hill - Birdstrike!

00:00:29 And ladies and gentlemen

00:02:57 I don't know where the flannels are going. I don't know where the flannels are going, well...

00:05:13 Particularly after sex, I find.

00:07:38 What did you have to get that one for, Mummy?! So you can imagine me...

00:09:48 Oh, have I gone too far? He was...

00:12:03 He's got six donkeys. He's exploiting the backs of the donkeys for rides.

00:14:15 A-left! A-left! A-left, left, left!

00:16:08 Mind that child!  Uh, and it's, it's, it's ... they're optimistic people, right?

00:18:38 (Music plays)  Pizza!

00:21:09 Because under the jester's hat, you can get a pint and a half

00:23:40 Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble.

00:25:45 Spare a thought for the poor chamois deer, though.

00:28:00 (contented sounds)

00:30:26 the difference between a grape and a raisin is moisture, right?

00:34:27 (raspy whisper) "House!  House!"

00:37:02 Oh yes.  Oh, we've all thought of one in the intervening ten minutes.

00:39:44 Now, this ...

00:42:38 she's completely naked except for one of those musical socks like you get at Christmas.

00:46:48 You don't really need me here for that, do you?

00:49:19 Of course not.  No.  There's more to it than that.  Uh, and you get the long holidays.

00:51:45 --"Oh lordy, trouble so hard.  Oh lordy, trouble so hard.

00:54:21 Um, So what it is, i-i-it's the Vinegar Duck.

00:56:58 Have you got a girlfriend, from up the back there.  Well, I'll put that to him.

01:09:07 --Overcast.