Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
2004 · 88 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 210,586 VOTES · DIR. Danny Leiner
Overview
Nerdy accountant Harold and his irrepressible friend, Kumar, get stoned watching television and find themselves utterly bewitched by a commercial for White Castle. Convinced there must be one nearby, the two set out on a late-night odyssey that takes them deep into New Jersey. Somehow, the boys manage to run afoul of rednecks, cops and even a car-stealing Neil Patrick Harris before getting anywhere near their beloved sliders.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,512 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:31 Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
00:03:32 When has getting high ever prevented you from doing your work?
00:09:24 Fuck!
00:12:37 You gonna talk to her this time
00:15:42 What the hell is going on, Kumar?
00:18:41 You talk to her on the phone all the time.
00:21:29 Kenny's mom dropped off a big pot of kimchi jigae.
00:25:09 Damn! You sank my battle shit!
00:29:20 Shit. Now it's raining.
00:32:17 and stop this post-college rebel bullshit?
00:35:21 - That was genius. - Thank you.
00:38:53 Thanks for helping us out.
00:43:08 like a baby canary.
00:46:39 Dude, Doogie Howser M. D. Was, like, my favorite show growing up.
00:50:32 What? You're gonna take that?
00:54:07 No, I understand exactly what's going on here.
00:57:02 What did you want me to do, stand there and take the hit?
01:00:55 Cheetahs are used to eating gazelles and shit.
01:04:48 Car.
01:08:58 Someday somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around
01:12:59 - Dude, it's working! - Oh, my God!
01:17:28 Never mind me. What the fuck are you doing here?
01:21:01 and I can hang-glide and I can ride a cheetah
01:24:10 Nice!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,512
Dialogue density17.2 lines / min
First line00:00:31
Final line01:24:10
Production Record
DirectorDanny Leiner
LanguageEnglish
Budget$9,000,000
Revenue$23,936,908
IMDb votes210,586