Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
2004 · 88 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 210,586 VOTES · DIR. Danny Leiner
Overview
Nerdy accountant Harold and his irrepressible friend, Kumar, get stoned watching television and find themselves utterly bewitched by a commercial for White Castle. Convinced there must be one nearby, the two set out on a late-night odyssey that takes them deep into New Jersey. Somehow, the boys manage to run afoul of rednecks, cops and even a car-stealing Neil Patrick Harris before getting anywhere near their beloved sliders.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,512 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:31 Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
00:03:28 Dude, fuck that shit. We had plans.
00:09:03 Kumar. It's Daddy.
00:12:12 They're totally gay for each other.
00:15:16 Thank God. I'm starving.
00:18:14 This is the most fucking confusing movie I've ever seen...
00:20:48 Hey, loser.
00:23:38 But your breasts look beautiful.
00:27:58 I have to ask you. Why are you peeing right here?
00:31:06 Stop. Don't do that. Please, do not touch me.
00:34:05 It's a godforsaken bloodbath.
00:36:53 and she's a hot Latina Meg Ryan with bigger tits.
00:41:06 get yourselves something to drink, wash up
00:44:41 Okay, yeah. It's a little sticky there.
00:47:52 Lap dance.
00:52:27 I'm not speaking to you.
00:55:02 I'm sure he won't.
00:58:12 Kumar.
01:02:07 I told you this was...
01:06:09 I want that.
01:09:32 - Oh, shit. - Shit.
01:13:45 I'm gonna kill you!
01:17:41 because you're not quick enough to think of a comeback.
01:21:12 Give me a minute. This is crazy.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,512
Dialogue density17.2 lines / min
First line00:00:31
Final line01:21:12
Production Record
DirectorDanny Leiner
LanguageEnglish
Budget$9,000,000
Revenue$23,936,908
IMDb votes210,586