Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
2008 · 101 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 143,832 VOTES · DIR. Hayden Schlossberg, Jon Hurwitz
Overview
Having satisfied their urge for White Castle, Harold and Kumar jump on a plane to catch up with Harold's love interest, who's headed for the Netherlands. But the pair must change their plans when Kumar is accused of being a terrorist. Rob Corddry also stars in this wild comedy sequel that follows the hapless stoners' misadventures as they try to avoid being captured by the Department of Homeland Security.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,953 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:39 # I see trees of green #
00:05:01 Compared to me, you look like Matthew Perry.
00:08:46 - It's gonna be awesome. - It's not not gonna be awesome.
00:14:58 You couldn't wait?
00:19:47 Holy shit!
00:23:51 - What is his name? We're here... - Vagina.
00:27:30 You know, that actually might be our only hope.
00:31:53 Wow, we actually get a first-hand look at the South, huh?
00:36:17 What's going on?
00:40:22 I'm serious about that Kool-Aid.
00:44:20 Well, Jan Sapperstein's husband sure could afford it.
00:49:29 I bet. I bet you've been missing the thundercock too, haven't you, baby?
00:54:31 Let's do that.
00:59:14 Harold. Harold.
01:04:15 Let me be clear.
01:09:47 Pussy, I'm home!
01:13:34 Why do you think that is?
01:18:41 God damn it.
01:22:44 Hey! I'm talking to you. Get back here!
01:27:32 It was.
01:32:47 Seriously.
01:38:14 Come on. Let's get the hell back to Jersey.
01:42:50 # We keep holding on and we keep being strong #
07:07:01 taken from the console.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,953
Dialogue density19.3 lines / min
First line00:00:39
Final line07:07:01
Production Record
DirectorHayden Schlossberg, Jon Hurwitz
LanguageEnglish
Budget$12,000,000
Revenue$43,493,123
IMDb votes143,832