Harold

00:00:55 # well, some might say that you couldn't lead the way #

00:04:34 Aah!

00:08:30 "We"? What, you and your wife?

00:11:56 What? What?

00:15:40 And that's when I first set my eyes on Evelyn.

00:19:45 you're gonna take the heat off me big time.

00:23:06 No.

00:26:43 Sure.

00:31:10 # to the ground #

00:34:23 Mom, you're wrong! I've tried it, but it sucks!

00:38:07 I'm a creepy janitor. I'm supposed to be here.

00:41:35 and pretend you're learning something.

00:44:36 Where's a wild animal when you need one?

00:48:17 Thanks for ruining my day.

00:52:34 Just show up to school early tomorrow.

00:56:20 Sorry about that.

00:59:44 Okay, I'll be right there.

01:03:12 I need to talk to you.

01:06:23 She won't get mad at you.

01:10:33 #...down like a glock when the cops say "freeze" #

01:15:29 Aah!

01:19:50 Did it.

01:23:59 Final lap!

01:28:06 Did you boys grow vaginas over the summer?