Hardbodies

1984 · 88 MIN · IMDB 4.9 · 4,358 VOTES · DIR. Mark Griffiths

Hardbodies poster

Overview

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,621 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:21 ( rock music playing )
00:04:23 - Scotty! - Not just a one-night stand, am I?
00:07:56 Yeah, and give me back my top, dog meat.
00:11:47 Really? How'd that happen?
00:15:03 You wanna party?
00:18:34 Hardbodies. You know, the little foxes down on the beach.
00:22:15 - You've got yourself a deal. - All right.
00:26:08 # Well, let me show you what I'm talking about #
00:29:49 We're only paying you back.
00:33:52 Bad news, dude. They just called.
00:37:19 - Howdy. - Howdy.
00:41:00 Ooh, great picture.
00:45:45 Well, you know what they say--
00:48:49 in a set of double-D...
00:52:34 # I did it, 'cause I'm a man #
00:56:20 don't stop playing. Deal?
01:00:36 she runs out of the car, she slams the door right--
01:04:33 # Mr. Cool Mystery #
01:08:57 carving my initials in Hunter's back.
01:11:48 What are you, her den mother?
01:14:55 Oh, double barf.
01:18:21 Hey, I only want you.
01:22:32 ( both laughing )
01:26:32 # When the boys all cheer for hardbodies. #

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,621
Dialogue density18.4 lines / min
First line00:00:21
Final line01:26:32

Production Record

DirectorMark Griffiths
LanguageEnglish
Budget$1,995,000
Revenue$7,100,000
IMDb votes4,358