Happy, Texas
1999 · 98 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 10,427 VOTES · DIR. Mark Illsley
Overview
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,246 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:52 Hey. Why did the armadillo cross the road ?
00:04:21 I may end up doing something very violent.
00:07:18 Shut up. Oh, my God.
00:10:52 It might not be hard for you Rock Hudson...
00:14:19 Two fifty. It's plenty enough for me to get outta here.
00:17:12 My, my. So, what I'd like to do...
00:20:57 Twinkle lights sounds great.
00:24:47 Why can't we do the bank now ? Because right now that bank...
00:29:20 It's a tornado ! It's a tornado...
00:32:33 See, relationships for me have all just been a little bit fuzzy.
00:35:53 about you and your... your friend there.
00:39:02 "I wanna kiss you.
00:42:34 You mean all that stuff that you said ?
00:47:01 Oh, I wouldn't have it any other way.
00:50:48 Every time I think about you I am.
00:55:38 I'm always thinkin' about goin'.
01:01:14 I wish...
01:04:44 it'll it'll start before you...
01:07:52 with bug eyes and two left feet.
01:12:49 I thought we'd go back to my place.
01:18:42 Sir, we got us an officer in there. What are we gonna do ?
01:23:21 Whew ! In those shoes ? Why, you guys are really good.
01:28:38 But I do remember her tellin' me...
20:00:00 cheques around here ?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,246
Dialogue density12.7 lines / min
First line00:00:52
Final line20:00:00
Production Record
DirectorMark Illsley
LanguageEnglish
Budget$1,700,000
Revenue$1,943,649
IMDb votes10,427