Happy, Texas

1999 · 98 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 10,427 VOTES · DIR. Mark Illsley

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Overview

Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,246 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:52 Hey. Why did the armadillo cross the road ?
00:04:16 Peas or corn ? Peas.
00:07:03 Over.
00:10:21 I can do that.
00:13:49 Nice.
00:16:45 I'm afraid I've been doing the Little Fresh Squeezed Pageants for eight years now.
00:20:17 who didn't work here my daddy shot in his tracks.
00:23:46 for the three men who escaped from a prison van yesterday.
00:28:09 Don't you ever let me catch you fight like that again.
00:31:25 Which is, um, sort of why I wanted to, uh, talk to you.
00:34:41 I will not let that happen. Do you understand me ?
00:37:40 maybe your ultimate dreams are just unattainable.
00:41:19 Iove to express myself to.
00:45:29 Up to high school, anyway.
00:49:02 spend one night not thinkin' about the girls ?
00:52:39 Yep. Well...
00:58:53 You want some coffee ?
01:02:47 Wait, wait, wait. Two fifty ?
01:05:37 handin' out the combination of my girlfriend's bank !
01:09:31 Bow your heads. What about hold hands ?
01:14:43 Let's go ! I am in the middle of a song here.
01:19:37 I want you to know I'm not tryin' to rob the bank.
01:24:14 And that's what life's for, right ? Findin' out ?
01:28:59 were they just so you could get into my bank ?

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,246
Dialogue density12.7 lines / min
First line00:00:52
Final line01:28:59

Production Record

DirectorMark Illsley
LanguageEnglish
Budget$1,700,000
Revenue$1,943,649
IMDb votes10,427