Happy Holidays: The Best of the Andy Williams Christmas Specials

00:00:01 It was definitely right to end it when it did. To come back now would be mad.

00:05:48 (DAWN) It seemed to last an age when you were watching it.

00:11:22 Steve Merchant had rung me and said

00:16:25 Out of everything that happened, suddenly, without being over the top

00:22:23 Harsh.

00:28:30 - Are you a door-to-door salesman? - No! I don't go cold-calling

00:33:40 Cash-in-hand stuff for friends of Lee's sister.

00:38:40 And at night I do me celebrity appearances.

00:43:31 - Stunner, isn't she? - Stunner? Sexist!

00:48:42 # Feelin' hot, hot, hot

00:53:45 Will you get a chance to get back to Slough this year to see your friends?

00:59:01 (ALL) Yes!

01:04:37 Get that dry-cleaned. They'll take your deposit otherwise.

01:12:19 'cause I've been away for a couple of years.

01:17:28 Because I was thinking, if you ever take an enemy soldier prisoner

01:23:30 Then I thought "Maybe she's got a good personality." She hasn't.

01:28:49 You've spent ten minutes introducing people to your dog!

01:34:47 "So get out. We made the mistake."

01:40:53 I'd have thought you were in the perfect spot for the watercolours or...

01:46:12 But otherwise you found your way around all right?

01:52:06 but she is a brilliant woman.

01:57:50 # The handbags and the glad rags

02:03:54 - It was wrapped in dirty laundry. - And shoved up your arse!

04:01:03 Look at those! "Yes" pile?