Hansel and Gretel Get Baked
2013 · 86 MIN · IMDB 4.4 · 4,012 VOTES · DIR. Duane Journey
Overview
An intense new marijuana strain named “Black Forest” is taking Los Angeles by storm, and Gretel’s stoner boyfriend can’t get enough. But when the old woman growing the popular drug turns out to be an evil witch, cooking and eating her wasted patrons for their youth, Gretel and her brother Hansel must save him from a gruesome death — or face the last high of their lives.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,015 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:19 140.
00:06:28 It's awesome, huh? So high.
00:08:36 No problem, we got everything we need.
00:11:51 Oh, yeah, big time.
00:16:02 What is it exactly you see in that guy?
00:19:43 Whoa, you gotta chill out. What's going on?
00:21:35 Have a life.
00:24:50 Do you have any sugar? Surely.
00:28:09 How long ago was that?
00:30:10 we'll stop by, we'll ask a few questions, all right.
00:33:25 Carlos.
00:35:24 It's cool, I'll tell her everything you told me.
00:38:02 In the mall? Gretel.
00:40:29 What's a grow-house?
00:43:42 I don't think so.
00:50:08 I don't know if this is important or not, but...
00:53:19 Oh, uh...
00:56:17 Oh, I'm gonna have some.
01:01:04 it says, your gonna live a long
01:04:00 Very thoughtful of you.
01:08:50 Is he dead?
01:11:23 "Awesomely beautiful"?
01:14:18 Since, you think, you know, all about music
01:17:10 What the fuck!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,015
Dialogue density11.8 lines / min
First line00:00:19
Final line01:17:10
Production Record
DirectorDuane Journey
LanguageEnglish
Budget$4,500,000
IMDb votes4,012