Hansel and Gretel Get Baked
2013 · 86 MIN · IMDB 4.4 · 4,012 VOTES · DIR. Duane Journey
Overview
An intense new marijuana strain named “Black Forest” is taking Los Angeles by storm, and Gretel’s stoner boyfriend can’t get enough. But when the old woman growing the popular drug turns out to be an evil witch, cooking and eating her wasted patrons for their youth, Gretel and her brother Hansel must save him from a gruesome death — or face the last high of their lives.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,015 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:19 140.
00:06:30 Oh, yeah!
00:08:45 Dude. Dude.
00:12:05 Oh, what about that gingerbread over there?
00:16:18 We can't have cookies without milk.
00:19:57 Oh, yeah, she's got major control issues when she's not stoned.
00:22:10 he says he needs to speak to a manager right away.
00:25:16 Just keep a little bit of an eye on her.
00:28:28 What makes you say that?
00:31:21 How is that shit?
00:33:50 that you're moving that Black Forest shit.
00:36:08 Blood and shit was everywhere.
00:38:35 Screw you, Hansel.
00:42:05 Octavio!
00:45:20 Manny. What the fuck!
00:51:41 I know where they are.
00:54:41 And then I realized I could totally be into older guys.
00:58:53 Fuck.
01:02:02 Uh...
01:07:10 Priorities.
01:10:01 about her boyfriend. Her boyfriend's name is...
01:13:26 How are we gonna get past the damn dog?
01:16:01 What?
01:19:27 We're gonna go to my nice, sweet home.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,015
Dialogue density11.8 lines / min
First line00:00:19
Final line01:19:27
Production Record
DirectorDuane Journey
LanguageEnglish
Budget$4,500,000
IMDb votes4,012