Hank Zipzer's Christmas Catastrophe
2016 · 87 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · DIR. Matt Bloom
Overview
Hank Zipzer's Christmas Catastrophe follows Hank in the run up to Christmas as he prepares for a new baby brother. But Hank's life never runs smoothly and soon Miss Adolf is turning Mr. Rock's Rudolph the Rock'n'Roll Reindeer into a one-woman Christmas Carol - two school inspectors are getting injured in a bizarre sleighing accident and Mr. Joy is trying to cancel Christmas altogether. In his attempt to drag triumph from the glittering jaws of doom, Hank will ice skate into disaster, nearly crash a Christmas tree into a crowd, get himself and his best friends arrested, get his favourite teacher sacked and lose the love of his life. This time, he really has let everyone down. Surely even Hank can't get out this one. Luckily for us, there's no way to tell Hank that.
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00:00:10 This is now officially the worst Christmas ever.
00:05:02 Even me?
00:07:59 We don't want one bad apple spoiling the whole barrel.
00:11:37 and he ate the mailmen.
00:16:06 in the ear of the beholder.
00:18:39 no stopping to, to, to look at amusing pigeons.
00:22:43 I mean, I'm sorry.
00:25:41 I bumped into a mega star: Hayden Chase.
00:28:34 Remember before Rudolf saves the day,
00:32:42 thinking won't play ball?
00:36:35 This Christmas they're replacing me
00:41:19 Oooh... Oooh...
00:44:21 I'll eat my socks in front of the whole school.
00:48:41 ♪ Come on home this Christmas time
00:53:23 Under the powers vested in me as
00:56:47 Oh no we begged, we borrowed,
01:01:32 I just realised Tammy's always mad.
01:05:03 It's the magic of Hayden.
01:08:27 I'm going to find her and...
01:12:12 She does spell Christmas wrong like me...
01:15:40 I'll call Emily!
01:18:59 Now imagine that you're in the birthing pool,
01:22:42 our hugely talented lead, Nick McKelty,
01:31:07 This time it's you!
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