Hank and Mike
2008 · 86 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 1,626 VOTES · DIR. Matthiew Klinck
Overview
Two blue-collar Easter Bunnies get fired and try their hand at an assortment of odd jobs, failing at each. Fighting depression, debt and eventually each other, their lives start to unravel until they realize that without their job they are nothing.
Dialogue Timeline — 979 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:24 - Oh yeah. - Yeah.
00:05:05 - What's so funny, huh? - Nothing.
00:08:00 but their profits justify their expenditures.
00:11:00 Hey, you know who you're talking to? We never miss a house.
00:13:39 What you guys are retarted? And I can say "retarted."
00:16:34 Close the door. You're creating a draft.
00:19:04 Where's my fucking chocolate?
00:24:25 Please. Mike. For child support.
00:26:31 - The usual. - What? Steak and a face dance?
00:30:02 Oh God.
00:34:13 - You're crazy. - Come on!
00:37:17 Here we go.
00:39:24 Lady, our asses are broke. OK? So, we just really need a job.
00:43:29 Listen. I've got full medical, but there is no way...
00:46:39 Think about it. We deliver to every household in the world.
00:50:06 No they didn't fuck me. You fucked me!
00:54:06 You gotta let me in. You gotta let me in.
00:57:23 On Easter morning, when I put my hand into my pocket...
01:00:02 I really had a good time.
01:04:00 Love, it's like a hurricane
01:08:17 Hey. Hey! Oh!
01:13:38 For your children's Cha-Ching Grandchildren.
01:16:47 - Shoot me in the head so I don't suffer. - Are you retarded?
01:18:57 This new corporate policy will go through.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed979
Dialogue density11.4 lines / min
First line00:00:24
Final line01:18:57
Production Record
DirectorMatthiew Klinck
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,626