Hands Up, Dead Man! You're Under Arrest
1971 · 94 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 210 VOTES · DIR. León Klimovsky, Sergio Bergonzelli
Overview
Sando Kid is a medic on the battlefields of the civil war and a pacifist. One day he witnesses Yankee captain Grayton ruthlessly killing wounded and unarmed soldiers. He manages to survive thanks to the help of a friend and learns how to use a gun. From now on, he will sign up to the rangers and hunt down bandits. He soon crosses paths with Grayton again, who now has become a ruthless business man, trying to rob farmers of their land. Together with his henchmen, Grayton might be more than Sando Kid can handle, if it wasn't for Dollar, a black-clad bounty hunter who likes to wear a chain of teeth around his neck, and really likes the Kid.
Dialogue Timeline — 875 lines
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00:00:45 Stop!
00:04:34 Shoot him or he'll kill us, too.
00:09:31 Try it, punch me!
00:16:37 John!
00:20:23 But if somebody doesn't agree? Doesn't want to sell?
00:24:11 Don't take the law into your own hands.
00:28:26 Yes! Are you using it, too?
00:31:57 If you buried my sins, I could do the job.
00:34:09 The whole ranch, the land and the crop...
00:36:15 Me, busy with a small business. You go for the high finance.
00:38:26 Nobody could take better care of that issue than you.
00:44:18 You cheated.
00:48:07 You better open up your eyes next time.
00:51:12 I said to myself... perfumes, creams, makeup.
00:54:09 But he won't succeed! We're much more clever!
00:57:38 ...from here to the border of the state.
00:59:49 - A little bit. - Fine, I like this idea.
01:02:33 No, he wanted to go to the Crow's Pass, I think.
01:07:32 - Nice bust for Grayton, right? - Let's go, pay him a visit.
01:10:29 Come down! This issue may concern you.
01:13:29 Brother, help!
01:17:10 Close it again, right now. Barricade the door and shoot!
01:23:49 Shoot!
05:00:00 full of rocks and stones.