Hands Up, Dead Man! You're Under Arrest
1971 · 94 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 210 VOTES · DIR. León Klimovsky, Sergio Bergonzelli
Overview
Sando Kid is a medic on the battlefields of the civil war and a pacifist. One day he witnesses Yankee captain Grayton ruthlessly killing wounded and unarmed soldiers. He manages to survive thanks to the help of a friend and learns how to use a gun. From now on, he will sign up to the rangers and hunt down bandits. He soon crosses paths with Grayton again, who now has become a ruthless business man, trying to rob farmers of their land. Together with his henchmen, Grayton might be more than Sando Kid can handle, if it wasn't for Dollar, a black-clad bounty hunter who likes to wear a chain of teeth around his neck, and really likes the Kid.
Dialogue Timeline — 875 lines
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00:00:45 Stop!
00:04:33 Shoot him!
00:09:23 Able to shoot and to fight. With the blank gun and the fists!
00:15:53 You seem to get along quite good.
00:20:10 Now we'll go after the land of Ballor...
00:23:59 You may not give in, not at any price.
00:28:08 What a fine snob you became.
00:30:21 Shoot!
00:33:39 It feels like I've met you before.
00:35:48 A little, sissyfied idea.
00:37:59 Come.
00:41:45 Full House.
00:47:13 I've been told that it's never boring at your place.
00:50:14 - Are you an associate as well? - No, I'm only a technician.
00:53:24 What's up?
00:56:38 Let's go.
00:58:58 An ingenious trick, this association.
01:01:20 Does it end up like this with all your customers?
01:05:43 - It's worth its live weight, isn't it? - Yeah, exactly 155 Ibs!
01:08:44 You call yourself Angel. Let's see if you can grow wings.
01:12:12 The key.
01:14:52 It was... Grayton.
01:21:02 However, the violence...
01:26:54 We leave that box to you. But be careful!