Hail the Conquering Hero

00:01:15 Two boilermakers.

00:06:01 Wise guy!

00:09:46 Right then I was being born in Oakridge, California.

00:13:39 No, I'm not in jail. What would I be doing there?

00:17:46 A hero. If you don't find it heart-warming...

00:21:02 Can anybody play Let Me Call You Sweetheart?

00:25:08 Home to the arms of your mother...

00:28:43 - You look so nice. - It's against regulations.

00:33:49 They should have done it a long time ago for your old man.

00:37:10 There's something I have to tell you.

00:41:27 I herewith ask you to vote for Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith!

00:45:25 (¢Ü Band strikes up)

00:49:04 But as Mayor of our fair city, I am to all of you, your servant.

00:52:43 - He doesn't want me. - You asked him?

00:57:20 - The lies they're telling out front. - Lies? Those boys are telling the truth.

01:00:52 - You don't know how well off you are. - You'll just make me feel worse.

01:04:41 Will you tell Libby I've never been in Guadalcanal and I'm a phoney?

01:08:16 - I'm waiting for Western Union. - You do this at your own peril.

01:13:55 - What are you trying to pull? - You'll find out.

01:17:47 I speak not as your candidate for Mayor, but as the humble voter.

01:22:06 I'm going to ask Woodrow himself to tell you the rest of the story.

01:26:36 to live this lie any longer.

01:31:44 - I thought you was running for Mayor. - I changed my mind.

200:03:00 preceded by a hail of bullets.