H.E. Double Hockey Sticks

00:00:00 Icamehere, I think, to make an arrest.

00:03:28 Uncle, good luck to you, you old roue. Thankyou, Dexter.

00:06:15 Although, I suppose youryoung bride-to-be won't need me.

00:11:48 Areyou decent?. [ Knocks ]

00:15:32 Doyou do that in your own home?. Doyou?.

00:20:22 I wouldlike to tellyousomething. This house is always immaculate.

00:23:18 Oh, yes. [ Chuckles ] That machine new?.

00:25:58 I also have flat feet. No kidding?.

00:29:18 Good day. Mr. Paris.

00:32:27 Did he prefer one to the other, something like that?.

00:35:21 qualify, uh, as someone's husband.

00:37:50 Can'tyou say anything else, Lieutenant?.

00:40:14 Well, you know, I can't believe this really happened.

00:42:30 Ifsomebodywent in there and, let's say, dropped an electrical appliance in there

00:45:29 You're gonna love this one. Come on. Come on! Where?. What?.

00:48:31 Areyou close to the nephews at all?. No, not really.

00:50:59 I thought itwas an ashtray.

00:53:42 and I saw the clock, and it was 8:05 exactly.

00:56:20 That's fair enough.

01:00:13 [Woman On Police Radio, Indistinct ]

01:02:45 The truth?. Of course not.

01:06:52 You were saying, Lieutenant.

01:09:48 All right, Lou.

554:00:00 Would you please sign this, Mr. Paris?.