H.E. Double Hockey Sticks

00:00:00 Icamehere, I think, to make an arrest.

00:03:25 that is the day they'll appoint you to the Supreme Court.

00:06:06 I thoughtyou were going to your sister's, Mrs. Peck.

00:11:28 Why, Mrs. Peck, you're talking like we were a couple of children. [ Snaps Fingers ]

00:15:01 Then, um, when Mr. Hathaway...

00:19:52 I wanted to throw some water on my face--you know,just sort of clear my head, you know?.

00:22:42 Lieutenant, would you mind telling me whyyou think an autopsy is necessary?.

00:25:16 I thought flat feet were peculiar toyour business, Lieutenant.

00:28:30 Uh, well, it could be either one in a man his age.

00:31:32 No, no.

00:34:20 Hands up. Ladies, put your hands down.

00:36:50 Is that my camera?. That--

00:39:03 Right here?. Right there.

00:41:16 But the souffle falls down, the cake hardens. You name it. Disaster.

00:43:52 I mean, he's established.

00:46:50 Craps!A loser.

00:49:28 But Norman wasn't there that day, remember?. Dexterwas.

00:52:02 Lieutenant Columbo.

00:54:18 Maybe the repairman-- Out!

00:57:07 I do have certain sources in the police department who seem to feel...

01:01:06 Wrong. Well, he was very insistent, Mr. Paris.

01:03:13 You've been very helpful. Good night.

01:07:24 - Liftyou out ofthe tub?. - Yes, sir. Ifyou could please try. I'll stayjust like this.

01:10:00 Oh, yes, sir. Yes, Mr. Paris. I thinkyou did know that.