Guys & Balls
2004 · 106 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 1,976 VOTES · DIR. Sherry Hormann
Overview
Ecki is a sweet, closeted gay man who works in his family’s bakery and plays goalie in his small town’s soccer team. When he both loses the big game, and is caught flirting with another player, his homophobic teammates throw him out. He vows to return one day with an all-gay team that will grind the heteros into the dust, so he sets off to find his “dream team.” With the help of his nurse sister, Ecki scours local gay bars and eventually assembles a hilariously motley but endearing crew of misfits that includes a leather-daddy threesome, a femme Turk with Beckham fantasies, a secret straight guy in love with the sister, and a seriously cute nurse eager for some private play-time with the goalie. Ecki now has two problems – turning this bunch into a team, and facing his own fears regarding his first romance.
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00:00:38 GUYS AND BALLS
00:07:17 You're still number one, for me.
00:11:51 Your jacket, Ecki!
00:15:42 By the way, we're looking for a new goalie.
00:20:05 But you were talking showers with a bunch of well built guys.
00:23:21 You think we breed moles?
00:27:30 What' the name of your team? "Man-to-man?"
00:32:09 Hands off!
00:35:13 what goes on in the delivery room.
00:37:18 Oh shit! Of all things!
00:41:14 I have no problem with heteros. - Great!
00:45:10 Breathe deeply right into the contractions. Inhale!
00:48:28 Susanne.
00:51:05 Then I'll run the bakery by myself!
00:55:58 My ass is worn out! - Hotte didn't let anyone in.
00:59:11 With house and home.
01:02:50 You jack-offs! Scratch your own balls! - Just you wait!
01:06:00 Hi, Dad. - Hi, Jan. Is Mom there, too?
01:09:08 Sure...
01:12:25 You know who we're playing?
01:15:20 The whole team gets the flu. - In the summer.
01:20:22 Hi, Renate.
01:26:18 Tell those jerks to stop kicking our players!
01:30:56 Come on. - Come here, you pansy!