Guys & Balls
2004 · 106 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 1,976 VOTES · DIR. Sherry Hormann
Overview
Ecki is a sweet, closeted gay man who works in his family’s bakery and plays goalie in his small town’s soccer team. When he both loses the big game, and is caught flirting with another player, his homophobic teammates throw him out. He vows to return one day with an all-gay team that will grind the heteros into the dust, so he sets off to find his “dream team.” With the help of his nurse sister, Ecki scours local gay bars and eventually assembles a hilariously motley but endearing crew of misfits that includes a leather-daddy threesome, a femme Turk with Beckham fantasies, a secret straight guy in love with the sister, and a seriously cute nurse eager for some private play-time with the goalie. Ecki now has two problems – turning this bunch into a team, and facing his own fears regarding his first romance.
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00:00:38 GUYS AND BALLS
00:07:19 Cordula, what're you up to?
00:11:56 I said he was a sucker!
00:15:52 But you're a real liability.
00:20:21 No.
00:24:06 Maybe.
00:28:03 I'm looking for guys my...
00:32:48 We're gonna play.
00:35:46 Ecki!
00:39:27 What was that?
00:42:05 Choose your hole.
00:46:37 I don't understand. - I don't either.
00:49:20 How do you know this place?
00:52:44 for everthing that happened.
00:56:41 What an ass!
01:00:29 About us!
01:03:51 I have to finish this business before I start something new. Don't you see?
01:07:00 Mom didn't want you to go to the game anyway. Maybe it's better this way.
01:11:11 What's up?
01:13:48 What's wrong with you? - Nothing. - You gotta talk to him.
01:18:39 You're going?
01:23:46 Come on! Let's play soccer!
01:27:44 Come on! Let's go get 'em!
01:35:56 ...my boyfriend.