Guest House Paradiso
1999 · 89 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · 10,883 VOTES · DIR. Adrian Edmondson
Overview
Richie and Eddie are in charge of the worst hotel in the UK, Guest House Paradiso, neighbouring a nuclear power plant. The illegal immigrant chef has fled and all the guests have gone. But when a famous Italian filmstar, Gina Carbonara, who is in hiding from a fiance she doesn't want to marry, arrives at the hotel, things get very interesting!
Dialogue Timeline — 933 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:31 You bastards...
00:08:36 Now, if you'll allow me to finish what I was doing
00:11:16 Why you no pay me?!
00:14:01 We'd like two full English breakfasts
00:16:33 Oh, Edward and Mrs Simpson.
00:20:23 Really! That's too much! I've never...
00:22:45 I'm afraid so.
00:25:12 - Yes, but I... I think I... - No trouble, Mrs Foxfur.
00:28:43 Gosh, you're quite forthright, aren't you, in your demands?
00:31:10 Where's the sea view?
00:35:30 Shame about the weather.
00:38:59 Gina Carbonara
00:41:57 Calm! Down! Richie! It's only Gina Carbonara!
00:44:56 Oh, I'm so sorry. I was talking to my demented half-brother.
00:47:29 Yes, it's such...
00:50:23 Oh. Of course.
00:53:24 Hello?
00:57:04 Look... look...
01:00:56 Si.
01:04:28 Oh, no. Friday night.
01:09:42 Uh...
01:13:17 - I'm not so sure, Richie! - What?
01:16:55 AUGH! BWEURK! BLEURGH!
01:22:43 Yes, of course it is.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed933
Dialogue density10.5 lines / min
First line00:00:31
Final line01:22:43
Production Record
DirectorAdrian Edmondson
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes10,883