Guest House Paradiso
1999 · 89 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · 10,883 VOTES · DIR. Adrian Edmondson
Overview
Richie and Eddie are in charge of the worst hotel in the UK, Guest House Paradiso, neighbouring a nuclear power plant. The illegal immigrant chef has fled and all the guests have gone. But when a famous Italian filmstar, Gina Carbonara, who is in hiding from a fiance she doesn't want to marry, arrives at the hotel, things get very interesting!
Dialogue Timeline — 933 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:31 You bastards...
00:08:32 Keep your voice down, please. We have normal guests as well.
00:11:03 'The film, with its controversial sex scenes
00:13:50 How can I help you?
00:16:04 Aaaaaarrrrgh!
00:19:49 Urgh! Urgh! Urgh!
00:22:22 Oh, stop it! Stop it!
00:24:32 Silly old me.
00:27:35 We were beginning to think nobody was here.
00:30:28 And this is the light switch.
00:32:40 Oh, right. Sorry.
00:37:34 Good morning, I'm looking for Mr Twat.
00:40:52 I'll bring your luggage up directly.
00:43:13 The sudden release of pressure causes the pants to gradually disintegrate.
00:46:05 - I'm having trouble with my zip. - Your zip?
00:48:59 And the same goes for you!
00:51:22 Oh, she's gone.
00:55:21 - Put that back on! - No.
00:58:51 Ah! Ooh...
01:01:55 I was a free Gino!
01:06:19 - What is it, Damien? - Darling?
01:10:29 I'm stuck inside the bedside cabinet in room six.
01:13:38 but this hotel is now highly contaminated!
01:18:01 Let's go!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed933
Dialogue density10.5 lines / min
First line00:00:31
Final line01:18:01
Production Record
DirectorAdrian Edmondson
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes10,883