Grumpy Old Men
1993 · 103 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 55,518 VOTES · DIR. Donald Petrie
Overview
For decades, next-door neighbors and former friends John and Max have feuded, trading insults and wicked pranks. When an attractive widow moves in nearby, their bad blood erupts into a high-stakes rivalry full of naughty jokes and adolescent hijinks.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,205 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:41 Mr. Gustafson!
00:04:30 ...when we see him.
00:09:58 Make a damn fine mayor, too.
00:14:27 You only snagged one.
00:18:19 I'm sure you know that.
00:21:18 ...just soaking into your pores.
00:24:40 We hope you enjoyed our feature presentation.
00:29:38 Watch it, bonehead.
00:32:16 Do I stink?
00:36:38 We got a new neighbor, you hear?
00:40:01 Yeah, how was the turkey at the V.F.W. This year, Chuckie?
00:43:52 This TV is a classic.
00:47:06 Morning, John.
00:50:40 Chuck? How?
00:55:28 I know.
00:59:46 I think I see one.
01:04:26 They're for you. I got them for you.
01:10:11 Dirty rat!
01:15:50 It's a warning. If it happens again I'll punch you in the nose.
01:19:47 Could I ask you a favor?
01:23:17 It would make the whole thing worthwhile.
01:28:56 ...I really...
01:33:55 ...you really do look great.
01:39:04 I throw back what I'm not going to eat.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,205
Dialogue density11.7 lines / min
First line00:01:41
Final line01:39:04
Production Record
DirectorDonald Petrie
LanguageEnglish
Budget$35,100,000
Revenue$70,200,000
IMDb votes55,518