Grumpy Old Men

Name: Grumpy Old Men
Director: Donald Petrie
Released: 1993
Duration: 103 min
Rating: 7
Cast: Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Ann-Margret, Burgess Meredith, Daryl Hannah

1993 · 103 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 55,518 VOTES · DIR. Donald Petrie

Overview

For decades, next-door neighbors and former friends John and Max have feuded, trading insults and wicked pranks. When an attractive widow moves in nearby, their bad blood erupts into a high-stakes rivalry full of naughty jokes and adolescent hijinks.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,205 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:01:41 Mr. Gustafson!

00:04:38 Watch out for that ice.

00:10:05 Eat my shorts.

00:14:39 It's a shame nobody ever sees you with these monsters.

00:18:34 Squirrels.

00:21:41 Now wait. You got all four wheels on the track?

00:25:22 No time. I had to give you this for the yard.

00:30:16 We were talking about your new neighbor.

00:33:30 You schmuck!

00:37:25 Why don't you go and talk to her?

00:40:41 Of course not.

00:44:41 Passed on.

00:47:48 Nobody'll believe me. I need a camera.

00:51:41 Damn!

00:56:44 I didn't say it, you did.

01:01:44 You mean you were friends?

01:08:31 We'll settle this thing.

01:13:12 Goddamn it. In the first place, I'm too old for you. Okay?

01:17:49 Grab me one too!

01:21:14 I don't like him! I never liked him!

01:26:07 Stay there!

01:31:27 Asshole!

01:36:10 Here's the house.

57:00:00 Ballpark.

Cast & Characters

Jack Lemmon John Gustafson Walter Matthau Max Goldman Ann-Margret Ariel Truax Burgess Meredith Grandpa Gustafson Daryl Hannah Melanie Kevin Pollak Jacob Goldman Ossie Davis Chuck Buck Henry Snyder Christopher McDonald Mike Steve Cochran Weatherman

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,205

Dialogue density11.7 lines / min

First line00:01:41

Final line57:00:00

Production Record

DirectorDonald Petrie

LanguageEnglish

Budget$35,100,000

Revenue$70,200,000

IMDb votes55,518