Grumpier Old Men

1995 · 101 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 30,609 VOTES · DIR. Howard Deutch

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Overview

A family wedding reignites the ancient feud between next-door neighbors and fishing buddies John and Max. Meanwhile, a sultry Italian divorcée opens a restaurant at the local bait shop, alarming the locals who worry she'll scare the fish away. But she's less interested in seafood than she is in cooking up a hot time with Max.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,329 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:59 Moron.
00:05:26 What'd you do?
00:08:37 Bacon.
00:11:50 Isn't it time you started dating again?
00:16:01 Maria Sofia Colletta Ragetti.
00:19:46 Ristorante.
00:23:04 While stars are shining
00:26:42 -Act rabid. -Be rabid.
00:32:26 Can I get you something, ma'am?
00:35:22 I always knew you were on a short leash, but not that you were on a choke collar.
00:40:13 We just wanted you and John to know...
00:44:15 You're the one who said I should apologize!
00:48:09 You know...
00:52:21 Good evening.
00:55:23 You know a lot about worms, Max.
01:00:16 -You just don't want to marry! -That's not it!
01:04:46 I don't know what I'm talking about.
01:09:21 Fire!
01:15:38 The best.
01:19:45 ...I just want you in my life.
01:24:25 What's the matter? You saw a ghost?
01:28:01 You cut the anchor, putz!
01:33:28 I'll miss that ugly mug of his.
10:00:00 Go find another one.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,329
Dialogue density13.2 lines / min
First line00:00:59
Final line10:00:00

Production Record

DirectorHoward Deutch
LanguageEnglish
Budget$25,000,000
Revenue$71,500,000
IMDb votes30,609