Greg Davies: Firing Cheeseballs at a Dog

00:00:04 This programme contains strong language

00:02:59 We hired a remote cottage on a mountainside in Andalucia in Spain.

00:05:17 If you think THAT'S pathetic, Marek had bought a catapult.

00:07:58 "this is as good as life gets."

00:12:14 Here's little Greg.

00:14:43 We called him Fat Chan

00:19:15 It would appear on that occasion, Polly...

00:21:28 had been bought for him...

00:28:21 "Make up a play, see you in an hour!"

00:32:03 Now, at my school, we used to say "chinny reckon".

00:34:56 "No, I thought my characterisation was paper thin

00:38:34 "Sir, we were on the surface of a dangerous planet."

00:41:14 "'They said at college I'd definitely get acting work.

00:45:38 But I find the aging process extremely difficult.

00:48:30 Erm... Munter. Munter.

00:51:17 You are fucking sick, you children.

00:56:44 I swear to you, it was one giant pair of white underpants

01:01:29 and on Christmas Day she was, in old-fashioned parlance, shit-faced!

01:03:43 So my mum's going, "I don't know what this is at all, love.

01:06:15 ..my mother ruined Christmas by having a massive heart attack.

01:08:43 and it is the realisation that your parents are not superhuman.

01:10:51 And I went, "Dad..." He went, "Yeah?"

01:13:20 "You promise me you'll keep telling that?" I said, "You have my word!

06:08:02 screaming like a child.