Great News — S02E04 — Award Show

00:00:04 Why are you hiding?

00:01:02 I believe a toast is in order.

00:01:55 I am so sorry. I just keep talking when I'm excited.

00:02:48 Your mother Kanye-ed Kanye.

00:03:41 Is the lion excited when he takes his place in the pride after a long hunt?

00:04:34 Maybe we should go on a diet where we only eat a thousand calories combined per day.

00:05:38 Except, of course, in the day, that photo booth was a cigarette machine.

00:06:27 There, there. Maybe it won't be as bad as it definitely will be.

00:07:20 Good! That's the one we requested. I'm gladdened by that.

00:08:16 but it hasn't turned out as I expected.

00:09:08 Hi, guys. I'm filling in for Chuck.

00:09:59 Well, the world may have changed, but we never will.

00:10:53 and everybody who works on it is a giant loser!

00:11:53 Excuse me. Hi. Have you seen my mom? Seat filler 134.

00:12:52 The jaw is a bone.

00:13:51 On television.

00:14:43 No, you're not. Lester Holt is.

00:15:30 No. God, no. Boys, not now. Not here!

00:16:22 Don't tell Mr. Petrovian.

00:17:18 -What the heck, Katie? -I'm sorry.

00:18:20 And the nominees for Best Late Afternoon/Early Evening News Program are:

00:19:35 You saved a bunch of refugee women from Syria.

00:20:37 Thank you. For a second I forgot that I humiliated myself

00:21:25 Not again.