Great News — S02E01 — Boardroom Bitch

00:00:01 - One minute. - Attention!

00:00:58 - -Don't worry, everyone, I have a gun.

00:02:07 The other day was pretty crazy.

00:02:56 If I need next week off for a poorly-organized music festival,

00:03:52 You're the new president of MMN?

00:04:49 You are all capable of more than you think you are.

00:05:41 don't nod or give encouragement.

00:06:51 I'm good at getting people riled up.

00:07:47 I'm running a billion-dollar empire,

00:08:38 But here's some advice. Stop doubting yourself.

00:09:41 I'm Portia Scott-Griffith.

00:10:31 who also served in the military.

00:11:31 Specifically Carol's Corner, my award-wanting column.

00:12:11 Different donor fathers.

00:13:04 Now that I've followed your advice at great--

00:14:03 -Fine! I'll do it. -Great.

00:14:53 If he says something like that today, instead of sitting there, I'll say,

00:15:56 Where have you been all morning? I called you and your landlord.

00:16:50 I want her to get married. I want her to have unfrozen kids.

00:17:41 Wonder Woman was pregnant during reshoots!

00:18:34 And the only men with beards were bums or Santa Clauses.

00:19:29 You know what, Diana?

00:20:23 You'll be my full bladder.

00:21:21 Yes, it's Greg. You called it.