Great News — S01E09 — Carol Has a Bully

00:00:05 - There you are. -Hi. Sorry I'm late.

00:00:52 My Gram is coming.

00:01:54 Of underground mole people, yes, she does.

00:02:42 I want to show her that I've been doing a good job of running this place.

00:03:28 Uh... School sucks, yeah!

00:04:20 Gram.

00:05:18 Greg could go to jail for slavery.

00:06:01 He didn't respond. So I quit.

00:06:54 I still remember your report when the statue of Saddam Hussein fell...

00:07:43 No, but keep bugging me about it every second. Because that's helpful.

00:08:42 Black sheep? You? Ha-ha!

00:09:27 -Really? - Yeah.

00:10:32 I'm going to fail this test.

00:11:31 No, I came here because I'm looking for the new president of the news division.

00:12:28 Mom, are you done reading the paragraph about libel?

00:13:17 I feel that I'm in over my head.

00:14:15 Gram, Darlene, that hot chick who hosted The Weakest Link?

00:15:14 But most of all, I don't need to get pushed around by bullies anymore.

00:16:23 You better not get me sick, man, because I got Phish tickets.

00:17:13 Do you know I lost my story because I was helping you?

00:18:08 Hey, you could be my new daughter. I have to start over.

00:19:03 The grand and glorious jackpot.

00:19:59 And she got over her initial fear of Wayne.

00:21:11 Take these away and bury them, then dig them back up and burn them.