Great News — S01E05 — Snowmageddon of the Century

00:00:03 Good morning, everyone. Happy Friday!

00:01:01 No!

00:02:05 It's a scam, and you're not on a sports team.

00:02:55 less graffiti about you in the bathroom.

00:03:41 Alright!

00:04:38 Hey, everybody! Gene broke my chair. Get him!

00:05:39 Are shoelaces getting shorter?

00:06:23 In the last hour it got upgraded to a "Snowmageddon" of the century on steroids.

00:07:09 We're stuck here together! Good, God.

00:07:57 -Still Gene's turn. - You're telling me to walk?

00:08:43 Pretty fresh, huh?

00:09:45 People in this office are never going to be friends.

00:11:00 Carol, we can't get drunk in the office.

00:11:53 You are a strong, modern woman.

00:12:52 I'm not moping. I'll get fired for this, so I'm looking for a new job.

00:13:36 Typical fatty.

00:14:26 you should be ashamed of yourself.

00:15:19 But you asked me where I wanted to go on a date.

00:16:26 Yes.

00:17:22 I'll call the network, tell them we can't go on.

00:18:09 I got God to make it snow.

00:18:53 I will take the blame.

00:20:19 It was Portia's idea to kiss Chuck.

00:21:14 -Need help getting to your car? -No, I'm good.