Great News — S01E03 — Chuck Pierce Is Blind

00:00:01 ...which is why I only take baths. Chuck?

00:00:52 Where's that special cupcake I was saving for myself?

00:01:53 the doodads, the "chunka chunka".

00:02:39 Same. Oh, I know I'm taking July off, but I need August off, too.

00:03:37 Stop spinning down there!

00:04:27 I need a car home from the procedure.

00:05:27 You remember my idea that we talked about.

00:06:15 I did it at an Earth Day rally. The mayor threw up.

00:07:16 Mom, where are you? You're supposed to make copies of the rundown.

00:08:22 - -

00:09:11 What am I wearing?

00:10:11 "Sex Torture." Yeah.

00:11:06 Wow. I always assumed you were just a dick.

00:11:55 Thanks, Portia. The year: 2018.

00:12:49 It's hard.

00:13:36 When we tape, I'll be wearing clear shorts.

00:14:50 Now remember, nobody can know that I'm blind.

00:15:38 And as for you, Fletch Trank, hit the bricks.

00:16:33 And you know what, I've never told anyone this,

00:17:29 You need to be Chuck. The show's in five minutes.

00:18:44 Well, the entire staff hates me.

00:19:42 Would you like me to see if I can get the hula-dancing cats back?

00:20:28 I guess it's game over for old Desk Crotch.

00:21:19 The Cool And Young Magazine Awards aren't until next week!