Great News — S01E02 — Bear Attack

00:00:04 Hey, Mom, I have to go. I'm at work now.

00:00:55 - And going to school. -Yeah!

00:01:55 Oh, the AP is reporting a black bear got loose in Central Park--

00:02:47 You should have seen the first time I tried to ride a bike.

00:03:37 How, with a woman who posts pictures of you in a bathroom stall

00:04:35 It is a great tie. We should switch ties at the break.

00:05:28 Or, uh, "I like breakfast for dinner!"

00:06:31 So before you do anything, just ask yourself:

00:07:27 and you don't want her to go,

00:08:22 Greg says if you don't do banter, he's gonna kill my Katie.

00:09:25 It's hard. You're from a different generation.

00:10:18 Yeah, I am so mad right now.

00:11:21 I'll threaten to tell Greg that there's no such thing as "Hha Hha Hha Hazad,"

00:12:21 I'll drive.

00:13:18 Hey, bomb suit, Chuck.

00:14:07 I was stealing lipstick from Duane Reade. I have a problem, OK?

00:15:06 OK, I'm sorry I meddled, but... It's just that...

00:16:01 You are a great adult!

00:16:54 What's the point? He's not even trying.

00:17:49 Why do you hate me, bike?

00:18:43 I'm gonna teach you, like I should have done 25 years ago.

00:19:40 -Solid interview, Wendelson. -Yeah, no thanks to you.

00:20:27 We all have a little something in common.

00:21:19 We'll get there!