Great News — S01E01 — Pilot

00:00:06 -Hey, Mom. - Good morning!

00:00:59 Oh, it was good!

00:01:59 Ivanka Trump? Same. You know, she farted in my face at "SoulCycle."

00:03:00 -because it was affecting my dexterity. -Eww.

00:03:45 Well, him.

00:04:45 If we can learn anything from Carol's passing, it is this:

00:05:42 can produce a segment without someone saying, "Good job, little one!"

00:06:45 This person is doing the hurricane lead!

00:07:40 And that's crazy. It's one thing to take a class to keep busy,

00:08:43 Look, I get that you're mad that I went over your head with Chuck.

00:09:37 No, but he loves to fire interns.

00:10:22 Oh! What is it?

00:11:05 Who's this old guy? You're fired!

00:11:56 -What? - A Category Two won't make a lead.

00:12:56 - Where's my snack? -Oh, God.

00:13:48 I was on the ground in Kosovo!

00:14:39 That's right. I'll make you a bowl of popcorn, OK?

00:15:50 That song is 40 years old.

00:16:46 Why do you have to horn in on mine?

00:17:52 Am I supposed to follow you?

00:18:38 Earlier, you called me a "graying old man."

00:19:46 I mean, Portia.

00:20:40 And what did you think of Chuck's hair? Zazzy, right?

00:21:29 Is Carol here? Is she in the building? Carol!