Grandmothers Recharge Well!
1984 · 101 MIN · IMDB 5.9 · 157 VOTES · DIR. Ladislav Rychman
Overview
A family purchases a home robot designed to look like a grandmum. Their neighbours immediately buy a more expensivve model as the two families always try to up the other one. Both grandmums start to "terorize" their families because they were set up to ensure the mums exercise, the kids study etc. Apart from that they start causing problems to the other family ... cut ropes with hanging clothes, pierced tires, etc. Once they get to killing each other family's pets the parents get really worried about the safety of their kids. The grannys later destroy each other while fighting and the families decide that they'll be better off without any robots. (It's some time since I saw this so the details may be off.) Mainly thanks to the design of the robots it's rather a comedy than a horror. Unless you are ten. And a rather good comedy!
Dialogue Timeline — 865 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:02 "Charge Your Grandmas Properly!"
00:07:16 Daddy, that wasn't meant for you. -I'll show you, a drawing pin...
00:10:14 I still haven't finished translating that crime novel...
00:14:16 Let me collect my cardigan, I need it at the cottage.
00:18:17 We emphasise the word 'relax', so you can get used to it...
00:21:09 Look at the breasts on the 350. It's a shame they don't make nieces.
00:24:54 We can have a disco.
00:27:17 You should get a Grandma. -You can't escape progress.
00:29:46 ...and lots of rest for you. -Yes...
00:33:02 ...it is advised to resuscitate her, or wake her up...
00:37:32 It time to wash the dishes...
00:40:55 I'm sorry Rose. To see my family and...
00:44:47 Wait, like this... -I wanted to do it.
00:47:57 Jarmilka. Here.
00:51:24 Didn't you read the catalogue?
00:54:58 But what if he didn't mean to do it. What if he is sorry?
00:58:03 It wasn't me, Mum. -Was it me then?
01:00:53 But imagine that everyone has one of these babies today.
01:04:42 I'll prepare something today. Yes, Grandma?
01:07:25 You should be glad he's guarding us.
01:09:21 We can't fall asleep. -We're scared.
01:12:55 Are you getting up already? -We were a bit cold last night.
01:16:42 Quick.
32:05:04 350 GLS.