Gossip Girl — S05E15 — Crazy, Cupid, Love
2012 · 41 MIN · IMDB 7.3 · 329 VOTES · DIR. Matthew Penn
Overview
It's Valentine's Day on the Upper East Side and Blair can't resist playing cupid for someone she loves. Georgina is intent on stirring up more drama, so she decides to crash Nate's Valentine's Day party. Meanwhile, Serena is shocked by something she witnesses at the party.
Dialogue Timeline — 627 lines
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00:00:02 GOSSIP GIRL: Gossip Girl here, your one and only source...
00:01:18 You know you love me. XOXO...
00:02:55 I'm picking some Cartier jewelry to give to Lily tonight.
00:04:24 - Sorry. Have a good day. - I doubt that.
00:05:52 I could come back and watch them with you, under the radar.
00:07:49 Tell me you have something better.
00:09:17 Too bad, because that would have been great publicity for The Spectator.
00:11:05 Let's just say while love is a very complicated thing, so are prenups.
00:13:09 She was the reason I agreed to do the party in the first place.
00:14:49 Now that they're talking again...
00:16:20 I'm sorry, but, um, no one's home right now.
00:18:03 GOSSIP GIRL: Looks like Gossip Girl just got her first Valentine's Day gift.
00:19:37 - I'm not eager to relive it. - Before you say no...
00:21:18 Just like old times.
00:23:12 Cruel
00:25:16 Wait. Just hear me out.
00:26:52 Listen, you have nothing to worry about, Dan.
00:28:43 He thought your lunch date went great, and he wants to explore things further.
00:30:35 Am I just setting her up for disappointment?
00:32:47 Did you not believe me that I didn't send that video out?
00:34:24 But why was Ivy Dickens here anyway?
00:35:58 I don't wanna be a cheerleader no more
00:38:25 I'm kind of digging this whole high-school look.
00:41:44 XOXO, Gossip Girl.
Cast & Characters
Blake Lively
Serena van der Woodsen
Leighton Meester
Blair Waldorf
Penn Badgley
Dan Humphrey
Chace Crawford
Nate Archibald
Ed Westwick
Chuck Bass
Kaylee DeFer
Ivy Dickens
Matthew Settle
Rufus Humphrey
Kelly Rutherford
Lily van der Woodsen
Frank De Julio
Waiter
Matt McGorry
Personal Shopper
Charlotte Graham
Estee
Amanda Perez
Tina
Marina Squerciati
Alessandra Steele
Nick Cornish
Philip
Zuzanna Szadkowski
Dorota Kishlovsky
Ella Rae Peck
Lola Rhodes
Michelle Trachtenberg
Georgina Sparks
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed627
Dialogue density15.3 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:41:44
Production Record
DirectorMatthew Penn
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes329
Factoids
Episode
Gossip Girl, season 5, episode 15: Crazy, Cupid, Love.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1395/season/5/episode/15
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