Gossip Girl — S05E05 — The Fasting and the Furious
2011 · 42 MIN · IMDB 7.3 · 515 VOTES · DIR. Joe Lazarov
Overview
In the midst of celebrating Yom Kippur with family and friends, Blair and Louis find themselves in a power struggle with Louis' family. Serena's boss puts Serena in the awkward position of choosing between her new job and her relationship with Dan. Diana prepares to debut the New York Spectator, but an unfortunate last-minute surprise delays the launch and Diana expects Nate to do whatever it takes to save the day.
Dialogue Timeline — 655 lines
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00:00:02 GOSSIP GIRL: Gossip Girl here, your one and only source...
00:01:14 I hope they take it well.
00:02:54 - A baby? You're still in college. - Mother...
00:04:25 Hmm, was that Dan again?
00:05:54 - You're a doctor? - A psychologist, yes.
00:07:39 She'll do the same with the child.
00:09:19 Uh-uh, you are not locking down film rights just because they're your friend.
00:11:07 On Blair Waldorf, perhaps?
00:12:41 Lenox Hill, where I was born, as was my mother.
00:14:24 - New things? - Hmm.
00:16:05 but since Serena and Charles broke into it last year...
00:17:47 I have an idea for you: Quit.
00:19:40 Shalom.
00:21:46 - A Nate Archibald called ahead for me. - Oh, yes.
00:23:40 But he never cared about his title or our family the way I do.
00:25:27 - What? Wait, that's... - Outrageous.
00:27:25 Do you have anything to say for yourself?
00:29:15 As the future reigning prince, it's up to my child...
00:31:16 What about all that stuff you said to me about the Kennedys?
00:33:13 I didn't want to.
00:35:06 Well, it was fun breaking into the safe, wasn't it?
00:36:57 Can we talk, B?
00:39:20 Yes, in very long development meetings.
00:41:49 Gossip Girl.
Cast & Characters
Blake Lively
Serena van der Woodsen
Leighton Meester
Blair Waldorf
Penn Badgley
Dan Humphrey
Chace Crawford
Nate Archibald
Ed Westwick
Chuck Bass
Kaylee DeFer
Ivy Dickens
Matthew Settle
Rufus Humphrey
Kelly Rutherford
Lily van der Woodsen
Michael Michele
Jane
Jason Ralph
Sam
K.K. Moggie
Eliza Barnes
Roxane Mesquida
Beatrice Grimaldi
Marina Squerciati
Alessandra Steele
Elizabeth Hurley
Diana Payne
Hugo Becker
Louis Grimaldi
Wallace Shawn
Cyrus Rose
Joanne Whalley
Sophie Grimaldi
Margaret Colin
Eleanor Waldorf
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed655
Dialogue density15.6 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:41:49
Production Record
DirectorJoe Lazarov
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes515
Factoids
Episode
Gossip Girl, season 5, episode 5: The Fasting and the Furious.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1395/season/5/episode/5
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