Gossip Girl — S05E04 — Memoirs of an Invisible Dan
2011 · 41 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 538 VOTES · DIR. Tate Donovan
Overview
After much deliberation, Dan decides to gather Serena, Blair, Nate, Chuck, Rufus and Lily to reveal the truth about his book in the hope that they will support him at his book party. Meanwhile, Blair and Louis hit a crises point after Louis reads Dan's book. Diana learns incriminating information about one of Nate's friends and uses it to her advantage.
Dialogue Timeline — 722 lines
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00:00:02 GOSSIP GIRL: Gossip Girl here, your one and only source...
00:01:50 surrounded by people who think they know you but really don't.
00:03:28 Me too.
00:05:01 I like that you put it out there.
00:06:42 All right. Well, I'll be back in a bit. Hopefully with a new lead.
00:08:30 So great she has no time for me.
00:10:12 Uh, well, I might have made your character a little...
00:11:43 I figured. All the same, I think I'd like to stay in the dark...
00:13:30 Shut up.
00:15:14 He wanted to make sure we knew about it first.
00:16:55 I'm sorry I wasn't any more help.
00:18:37 GOSSIP GIRL: Let's hope they've actually read the book...
00:20:42 To be the lead photo on New York Social Diary?
00:22:22 for Daniel to be looking at this particular project.
00:24:35 I need to put you somewhere no one will see you.
00:26:29 - before anybody found you. - I have staff.
00:28:10 They're more important. They got their own characters.
00:29:41 When are you gonna get it through your head? There's no us. There never was.
00:31:38 In thinking that Blair could be trusted, yes.
00:33:29 - I could ruin her life. - What about mine?
00:35:40 I'm gonna get ready for work. I love you.
00:37:56 - Hi. - Hey.
00:39:37 I just didn't think I'd end up the fool.
00:41:46 XOXO, Gossip Girl.
Cast & Characters
Blake Lively
Serena van der Woodsen
Leighton Meester
Blair Waldorf
Penn Badgley
Dan Humphrey
Chace Crawford
Nate Archibald
Ed Westwick
Chuck Bass
Kaylee DeFer
Ivy Dickens
Matthew Settle
Rufus Humphrey
Kelly Rutherford
Lily van der Woodsen
Michael Michele
Jane
Jason Ralph
Sam
Marina Squerciati
Alessandra Steele
Elizabeth Hurley
Diana Payne
Hugo Becker
Louis Grimaldi
Zuzanna Szadkowski
Dorota Kishlovsky
Sloane Crosley
Self
Luke Guldan
Sullivan Baker
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed722
Dialogue density17.6 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:41:46
Production Record
DirectorTate Donovan
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes538
Factoids
Episode
Gossip Girl, season 5, episode 4: Memoirs of an Invisible Dan.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1395/season/5/episode/4
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