Gossip Girl — S05E02 — Beauty and the Feast
2011 · 42 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 546 VOTES · DIR. Mark Piznarski
Overview
Nate reconnects unexpectedly with Diana, who offers him an exciting opportunity. Serena forces Charlie to decide which world she wants to embrace. Dan seeks out Chuck's help to stop the publication of his book, but discovers it is Chuck who needs the help. Blair's future sister-in-law, Beatrice, arrives from Monaco, but her motives with Blair may be more than just to get acquainted.
Dialogue Timeline — 677 lines
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00:00:02 GOSSIP GIRL: Gossip Girl here, your one and only source...
00:01:33 Louis' sister Beatrice is picking him up at noon in their jet.
00:03:29 Good thing you don't offer a satisfaction guarantee...
00:05:21 I just need, uh, to help Vanessa with a bounced check and I can't reach her.
00:07:13 - There's only enough to use it once. - I know.
00:09:05 I needed a break from my mom, not reality.
00:10:48 That's a bad idea. My roommate barely lets me in most days.
00:12:51 Calling her means I have to decide which internship I want.
00:14:27 Oh.
00:16:19 No, I was just kidding.
00:17:56 But Miss Blair digest everything now.
00:19:46 But believe me, she's doing great. There is nothing to worry about.
00:21:26 I hope you're hungry. It's called a feast for a very good reason.
00:23:16 If you're sure. I'll tell the manager when she gets back from break.
00:25:20 If you'll excuse me, I see a lost soul in need of guidance.
00:27:27 Out.
00:29:21 GOSSIP GIRL: While one mother's life leads her to heaven...
00:31:10 Why not? It belongs to you.
00:32:54 - Okay, fine. Stop. - Let's go.
00:34:33 Well, just remind them what George did for JFK Jr.
00:36:13 So Jason said we can crash with him and his roommates...
00:38:02 Hmm.
00:39:58 I'd hoped denial would last longer as a coping mechanism.
00:41:47 XOXO, Gossip Girl.
Cast & Characters
Blake Lively
Serena van der Woodsen
Leighton Meester
Blair Waldorf
Penn Badgley
Dan Humphrey
Chace Crawford
Nate Archibald
Ed Westwick
Chuck Bass
Kaylee DeFer
Ivy Dickens
Matthew Settle
Rufus Humphrey
Kelly Rutherford
Lily van der Woodsen
Kahan James
Chuck's Doctor
Kimberly Crandall
L.A. Realtor
Antony Hagopian
Dr. Crane
Elizabeth Masucci
Unsatisfied Hottie
Brian J. Smith
Max Harding
Roxane Mesquida
Beatrice Grimaldi
Marc Menard
Father Cavalia
Elizabeth Hurley
Diana Payne
Hugo Becker
Louis Grimaldi
Zuzanna Szadkowski
Dorota Kishlovsky
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed677
Dialogue density16.1 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:41:47
Production Record
DirectorMark Piznarski
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes546
Factoids
Episode
Gossip Girl, season 5, episode 2: Beauty and the Feast.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1395/season/5/episode/2
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