Gossip Girl — S03E16 — The Empire Strikes Jack
2010 · 42 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 321 VOTES · DIR. Joe Lazarov
Overview
Chuck finds himself once again at odds with his uncle, Jack Bass. Eleanor puts Blair in charge of making sure her latest fashion show is a huge success with an important client. Rufus attempts to get Jenny back on track by volunteering to have her help with Eleanor's fashion show, but the opportunity takes a big turn for the worse when Jenny learns that Agnes will be one of the models.
Dialogue Timeline — 645 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 GOSSIP GIRL: Gossip Girl here, your one and only source...
00:01:22 Okay, well, you grounded me.
00:03:13 Actually, sir, these orders come from her.
00:04:55 Mr. Conwell?
00:06:51 Let me. Morning, nephew.
00:08:40 Just cooking up noodles. It's become our Saturday tradition.
00:10:36 and then flush it down the toilet.
00:12:22 I'm sorry, Agnes. I don't think I wanna go through with this.
00:14:06 I have to get ready for a fashion show.
00:17:01 Who are you?
00:18:52 I don't know how much my uncle has promised you.
00:20:47 It's over.
00:22:14 - What's going on? - I... I'm not sure.
00:24:20 Oh, what's the matter, J?
00:25:53 You couldn't just keep it in your pants.
00:27:32 Leave the plotting to the experts.
00:29:08 Excuse me.
00:30:51 You will.
00:32:47 I didn't have the courage to tell you that I signed the hotel over to Jack.
00:34:36 Get off her. Come here.
00:36:10 But the bow goes on the right.
00:38:18 - You're not having fun? - I am, but this isn't a date.
00:40:09 I'm leaving, and I don't want anything.
00:41:44 XOXO, Gossip Girl.
Cast & Characters
Blake Lively
Serena van der Woodsen
Leighton Meester
Blair Waldorf
Penn Badgley
Dan Humphrey
Chace Crawford
Nate Archibald
Ed Westwick
Chuck Bass
Taylor Momsen
Jenny Humphrey
Matthew Settle
Rufus Humphrey
Jessica Szohr
Vanessa Abrams
Kelly Rutherford
Lily van der Woodsen
Laura Harring
Elizabeth Fisher
Willa Holland
Agnes Andrews
Bree Williamson
Brandeis
Scott Bryce
Ed Conwell
Eric Engleman
Victor
Zuzanna Szadkowski
Dorota Kishlovsky
Alice Callahan
Jessica Leitenberg
Melissa Fumero
Zoe
Margaret Colin
Eleanor Waldorf
Jody Flader
Kali
Desmond Harrington
Jack Bass
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed645
Dialogue density15.4 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:41:44
Production Record
DirectorJoe Lazarov
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes321
Factoids
Episode
Gossip Girl, season 3, episode 16: The Empire Strikes Jack.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1395/season/3/episode/16
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