Gossip Girl — S03E09 — They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?
2009 · 42 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 420 VOTES · DIR. Alison Maclean
Overview
Jenny wants to be the Queen Bee of not only Constance but of all the Upper East Side, as she lands the hottest escort for the Cotillion. Meanwhile Dan and Vanessa try to convince Olivia to stay in NY by showing her the "true college experience". Leighton Meester's new single "Somebody to Love" is featured in the episode, along with performance from Plastiscines.
Dialogue Timeline — 626 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:01 GOSSIP GIRL: Gossip Girl here, your one and only source...
00:01:26 There's this bubble of perfection around him we can't penetrate.
00:03:04 is like the Tour de France without Lance Armstrong.
00:04:47 - No. DAN: You're the one who wanted...
00:06:23 Hey, Jenny. Hey, Jenny.
00:07:41 We haven't gotten sick after a beer pong tournament at Bar None.
00:09:24 That's true. But I'm a better person than you are.
00:11:06 - Blair, are we really doing this? - I gave you a chance to apologize.
00:12:52 Hey!
00:14:32 Eric told me you wanted to go with him.
00:15:52 Whoa.
00:17:42 Did I do something wrong?
00:20:08 has landed Graham Collins as her escort.
00:21:37 Somebody to love
00:23:45 Go. We've got it under control.
00:25:11 - Going down. - Not without me.
00:27:21 Jenny Humphrey had a great fall.
00:29:01 What?
00:30:43 Carter was one thing. But Tripp is a married congressman.
00:33:30 - And then torture them. - May I have your attention, please?
00:35:42 Were you serious on your message?
00:37:19 I just hope you like me in flannel.
00:39:10 Yeah. I feel the same way.
00:41:40 XOXO, Gossip Girl.
Cast & Characters
Blake Lively
Serena van der Woodsen
Leighton Meester
Blair Waldorf
Penn Badgley
Dan Humphrey
Chace Crawford
Nate Archibald
Ed Westwick
Chuck Bass
Taylor Momsen
Jenny Humphrey
Matthew Settle
Rufus Humphrey
Jessica Szohr
Vanessa Abrams
Kelly Rutherford
Lily van der Woodsen
Hilary Duff
Olivia Burke
Sarah Steele
Kira Abernathy
Wolé Parks
Staffer
Beth Fowler
Mistress of Ceremonies
Ryan Vigilant
Graham Collins
Pedro Barreira
Hugh Gilles
Elle Fairbanks
Sawyer Bennett
Valentina de Angelis
Carmen Fortier
Aaron Tveit
Trip van der Bilt
Matt Doyle
Jonathan Whitney
Connor Paolo
Eric van der Woodsen
Ben Rauch
Tim
Jeremy Chu
Harry
Gabriel Long
Theodore Davis III
Meg McCrossen
Jane Trapp
Chanel Maya Banks
Sawyer Bennett
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed626
Dialogue density14.9 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:41:40
Production Record
DirectorAlison Maclean
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes420
Factoids
Episode
Gossip Girl, season 3, episode 9: They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1395/season/3/episode/9
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