Gossip Girl — S03E07 — How to Succeed in Bassness

2009 · 42 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 479 VOTES · DIR. Joe Lazarov

Gossip Girl — S03E07 — How to Succeed in Bassness poster

Overview

In need of publicity for his new hotel, Chuck decides to move up his club's opening and enlists Serena's help to get the word out to her celebrity clients. Feeling left out of the planning, Blair attempts to win Chuck's approval by secretly helping him with a problem concerning opening night. Dan is unnerved when he finally watches one of Olivia's infamous sex scenes with co-star and real-life boyfriend at the time, Patrick Robinson. Jenny is forced to choose between her relationship with Eric and her new role as Queen Bee. Rufus gets Lily into the Halloween spirit.

Dialogue Timeline — 670 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:01 GOSSIP GIRL: Gossip Girl here, your one and only source...
00:01:32 Perfectly.
00:03:24 Olivia and I have been dating for a couple weeks. It's getting serious.
00:05:07 It's not a situation, it's a relationship. They're very happy together.
00:06:47 The birds decided to use our usual place as a restroom.
00:09:00 KC's yelling at me all the time, and I don't have time to think about it.
00:10:42 "Up to code"? Wow, not words I'd usually associate with Chuck Bass.
00:12:08 but his father must've had a better way to get these things done.
00:13:57 No. It's vintage. Gaultier.
00:15:46 Dan.
00:17:37 Voicemail again, huh?
00:19:23 It's hard to tell what he's feeling.
00:21:28 - This isn't right. SERENA & OLIVIA: Ha, ha.
00:23:05 You may not have done the deed, but I suspect you gave the order.
00:24:52 It's the reason why I couldn't say "I love you."
00:27:20 See? I knew he would come to his senses.
00:29:18 If you know, then why is the club still open?
00:31:16 Enough chitchat. Where's Olivia? We need this picture.
00:32:42 This was your idea?
00:34:04 I was just thinking of one door.
00:35:38 Look, it's Olivia Burke kissing her boyfriend Dan Humphrey.
00:37:20 Just to confirm, that levitation thing was just a special effect, right?
00:39:22 From what I recall...
00:41:42 XOXO, Gossip Girl.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed670
Dialogue density16.0 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:41:42

Production Record

DirectorJoe Lazarov
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes479

Factoids

Episode

Gossip Girl, season 3, episode 7: How to Succeed in Bassness.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1395/season/3/episode/7
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