Gossip Girl — S02E23 — The Wrath of Con

00:00:01 GOSSIP GIRL: Gossip Girl here, your one and only source...

00:01:28 I'm not sure. I'm on my way home to tell my mom right now.

00:03:23 Don't forget, we have to leave for brunch in 10 minutes.

00:04:51 So after we eat, we'll go for a walk. I'll show him the ring.

00:06:33 Hey, Gabriel, it's me.

00:08:03 He Madoffed with the money. You can go now.

00:09:57 I don't know what you are right now, except a liar and a thief.

00:11:52 The last thing we need is the authorities to implicate Serena.

00:13:41 that I took advantage of.

00:15:27 He's not the one we need. If we need to find him, I don't think it'll be that hard.

00:17:02 all anyone will think when they hear the name Serena van der Woodsen...

00:18:33 and your mother is nothing like her mother.

00:20:18 get the money back that she stole, and destroy her in the process?

00:22:10 She's gonna do the same thing to new people.

00:24:17 And as annoyed as I am with Dan right now, it is his college tuition.

00:25:55 - Quick, buy me five minutes. - Yeah, I'm on it.

00:27:37 Hi. I'm sorry, Daniel. What was your question?

00:29:47 You're too late.

00:31:51 You're free to go.

00:33:40 Well, this is all the money I have for emergencies.

00:35:47 Your stupid clothes and your Bible quotes don't fool anyone.

00:37:25 What? No. No, I didn't steal that. That was my great-grandmother's.

00:39:26 - You called him? - Of course I did. He's her brother.

00:42:01 Smile for the camera, S. XOXO, Gossip Girl.