Gossip Girl — S01E09 — Blair Waldorf Must Pie!
2007 · 41 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 915 VOTES · DIR. Mark Piznarski
Overview
Dan invites Serena and her family to spend the holiday with his family, creating an uncomfortable situation for Rufus and Lily. The children are unaware of their complicated romantic past. Meanwhile, Blair's freaks out when she learns that her father isn't coming home for Thanksgiving. Nate spends the holiday with his family, but their awkward dinner quickly goes from bad to worse.
Dialogue Timeline — 667 lines
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00:00:01 GOSSIP GIRL: Gossip Girl here, your one and only source...
00:01:20 The holidays are lonely for people. I wanted to keep them company.
00:03:06 Might be the first Thanksgiving that I actually remember.
00:04:28 And sometimes, mostly, because things are good with a boy.
00:06:07 SERENA: I know it's my fault we're here, but let's not get crazy.
00:07:24 What are you suggesting?
00:08:51 Not this one, Harold.
00:10:07 You should know by now, your father is not a fan of the difficult conversation.
00:11:49 That said, I look forward to seeing you.
00:14:04 Your brother just saved a girl.
00:15:33 Come on down.
00:18:23 Mrs. van der Woodsen, what were Thanksgivings like growing up?
00:19:58 LILY: I'm sorry, Alison. I never told Rufus about that horse.
00:21:54 Stop, Serena. Serena, stop.
00:24:32 That's clever.
00:26:22 Check on Jenny and Eric.
00:27:42 Sit, we're just about to eat.
00:29:34 Not an overreaction.
00:30:56 - How many times have you been divorced? - Alison, this is not about Lily. It's about us.
00:32:36 For today.
00:34:23 I would say you set my progress back by at least several months.
00:36:18 I wonder who would have won that battle.
00:38:31 - Anne... - Mom, seriously.
00:40:38 Shut up. Really, you know? What's that all about?
Cast & Characters
Blake Lively
Serena van der Woodsen
Leighton Meester
Blair Waldorf
Penn Badgley
Dan Humphrey
Chace Crawford
Nate Archibald
Ed Westwick
Chuck Bass
Taylor Momsen
Jenny Humphrey
Matthew Settle
Rufus Humphrey
Kelly Rutherford
Lily van der Woodsen
Susan Misner
Alison Humphrey
Luz Alexandra Ramos
Nurse
Francie Swift
Anne Archibald
John Shea
Harold Waldorf
Sam Robards
Howard Archibald
Connor Paolo
Eric van der Woodsen
Zuzanna Szadkowski
Dorota Kishlovsky
Michelle Hurd
Laurel
Margaret Colin
Eleanor Waldorf
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed667
Dialogue density16.3 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:40:38
Production Record
DirectorMark Piznarski
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes915
Factoids
Episode
Gossip Girl, season 1, episode 9: Blair Waldorf Must Pie!.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1395/season/1/episode/9
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