Goon
2012 · 92 MIN · IMDB 6.8 · 92,371 VOTES · DIR. Michael Dowse
Overview
Doug Glatt, a slacker who discovers he has a talent for brawling, is approached by a minor league hockey coach and invited to join the team as the "muscle." Despite the fact that Glatt can't skate, his best friend, Pat, convinces him to give it a shot, and Glatt becomes a hero to the team and their fans, until the league's reigning goon becomes threatened by Glatt's success and decides to even the score.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,195 lines
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00:00:19 All right, boys, here we go.
00:03:57 He got suspended for 20 games. Boston sent him to St. John's.
00:06:53 Doug! Doug!
00:10:30 those are your team mates that you fucked up.
00:14:15 Doug, he wants to offer you a contract.
00:17:40 Marco Belchior. We call him Belchie.
00:20:56 - That's a fucking elbow, Howard. - The doctor needs a doc.
00:24:22 Why do you help and protect these guys? You don't even know them.
00:27:54 Fuck, I need a drink.
00:31:15 Three guys' marriages are in the fucking toilet.
00:34:56 You know, get, like, coffee.
00:38:16 I'm sorry. I mean, Jesus, all we did was make out.
00:42:20 Hey, he can skate.
00:45:22 You just fisted that motherfucker right in the ass.
00:48:28 It was like you were doing what you were born to do.
00:52:53 - Let's pour gravy on me... - Drop the fucking puck!
00:57:13 I mean, all we did was make out.
01:01:42 I think it's only fitting that I'm winding it up here.
01:06:17 - Nice assist, man. - Thanks.
01:10:26 Hey, hey.
01:15:34 It's all on the line here.
01:19:46 Ladies and gentlemen, this is actually happening.
01:25:16 ♪ Working with what you got ♪
01:31:03 ♪ She drives a finer car than me ♪
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,195
Dialogue density13.0 lines / min
First line00:00:19
Final line01:31:03
Production Record
DirectorMichael Dowse
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$6,483,963
IMDb votes92,371