Gone Girl

00:33:52 But God forbid I buy a video game without getting your permission.

00:38:05 It looked like you were having fun.

00:43:15 I know.

00:47:19 Jesus.

00:51:17 We're having a vigil tonight for your missing wife...

00:55:51 She is brilliant...

00:59:16 Because in April, you bumped up Amy's life insurance...

01:03:44 Picture me. I'm a girl who's very, very bad.

01:09:23 After that, you invent.

01:13:45 "Don't believe that for a second.

01:18:55 And before he kissed me...

01:23:38 And within two minutes, she's got my pants around my ankles...

01:26:53 It's twin-cest.

01:31:49 After the divorce, when dad wasn't coming around...

01:36:23 People empathize with that.

01:41:58 It's you.

01:45:15 Mic him.

01:51:03 You're probably the most hated man in America right now.

01:54:55 Every time you said something stupid...

01:59:18 Remember that time we skipped school and drove to the cape?

02:08:01 Treasure hunt.

02:13:17 Neighbors will shun you.

02:19:32 "How many people are lucky enough to get a second chance at love?"

100:00:00 I win the unwinnable cases.